You are not supposed to say these things during sex.. haha, the funniest is perhaps this: "Get off me, I'll do it myself!" I'm sure lots of us have at least felt that way a time or two!
* I have to poop.
* Smile for the camera!
* Get off me, I'll do it myself!
* This is your first time...right?
* You're almost as good as my ex!
* When is this supposed to feel good?
* I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs?!
* I was so horny tonight i would have taken a sheep home.
* Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.
* Hey! My friends were right! You ARE good!
* On second thought, let's turn the lights off.
* I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!
* But everybody looks funny naked!
* Do I have to pay for this?
* N0! You're too fat to be on top, You'd kill me!
* Actually, your sister 'likes' it like this.
* What's your name again?
* Hold on, let me change the channel.
* It's nice being in bed with someone i don't have to inflate.
* Uhhh...I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
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manwithoutahorse
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Jun 26 @ 11:26PM
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Thank God I can say I've never heard any of those in the heat of the moment. Though maybe they were being kind...either way, I won. My ego intact. 
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Looking4ever
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Jun 26 @ 11:34PM
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Get off me, I'll do it myself!
I might have had to say that a time or two...
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rdsingle
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Jun 26 @ 11:38PM
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okay
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Ewe_Wish
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Jun 26 @ 11:41PM
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Hold on, let me change the channel. I might have said that a time or two............but hey it was the end of the season finale............   
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fortysixandtwo
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Jun 27 @ 12:17AM
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greenie for you 
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shewolf53
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Jun 27 @ 12:35AM
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I think I have thought at least half of those at some point in my life. I just hope I didn't say any of it out loud.
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bone66
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Jun 27 @ 12:52AM
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i had the handcuffs one happen once lol
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coachwaugh69
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Jun 27 @ 1:04AM
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if you quit smoking (or start excersising) you might have more endurance
I didn't even have to buy you dinner
Are those real?
I hate when women actually think sex means something
I need another beer
That's why they call you Mr. Flash
Do I still get a raise?
Have you seen the doctor about that
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ksk72
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Jun 27 @ 1:21AM
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I am not even going into how many of those I have said or heard
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Sunshine79
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Jun 27 @ 2:08AM
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Hold on, let me change the channel.
I think it's quite possible I've said this before, lol
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theSkwirl
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Jun 27 @ 2:10AM
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Eeeevidently you aren't supposed to ask if they are done yet .. either.
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casuallylooking
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Jun 27 @ 2:44AM
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Any idea how long this is going to take?
The doctor said to wait another week, but the rash is gone
Seems like just about every time I have sex, I get pregnant
Oh don't mind her, it's just my mom cleaning my room
You do have a penis, right?
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weylinalastair
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Jun 27 @ 3:14AM
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One more.... Are you in yet?
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onehornytoad69
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Jun 27 @ 4:47AM
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I need another beer So... that's not a Good thing..eh? 
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Jujubear
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Jun 27 @ 8:46AM
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Unfortunately...this is also, quite unfortunately, all too often true :
OK start...oh yeah! That feels so...what do you mean, YOU'RE DONE??!! 
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Looking4ever
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Jun 27 @ 11:33AM
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Oh, damn! I need to get those cobwebs in the corner of the ceiling...
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Ewe_Wish
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Jun 27 @ 1:35PM
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These bring to mind the old joke.................what's the difference between a girlfriend, a mistress and a wife............'
the girlfriend says faster faster
the mistress says slower slower
the wife says beige I seriously think we should paint the ceiling beige
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Looking4ever
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Jun 27 @ 1:39PM
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what's the difference between a girlfriend, a mistress and a wife............'
the girlfriend says faster faster
the mistress says slower slower
the wife says beige I seriously think we should paint the ceiling beige
*snort*
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tomtom198
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Jun 27 @ 2:48PM
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haha thats funny. and "i was really drunk"
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casuallylooking
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Jun 27 @ 3:33PM
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I never realized the ceiling tiles weren't centered before......
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Looking4ever
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Jun 28 @ 9:47PM
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Wake me when you're done...
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hellwhiteman
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Jun 29 @ 4:23AM
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never ask whens the last time youve had sex. every time they slap me
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surv6969
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Jun 30 @ 9:19AM
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* Hold on, let me change the channel. I used to use that all the time or "Let me change the movie"
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wstang69
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Jun 30 @ 10:50AM
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I must be really lucky, I have only heard and seen those as jokes.
And .. "I need a Brand New Girlfriend"
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iWant2beinU
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Dec 1 @ 1:32AM
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Crying during is almost as bad, if not worse, than any of these
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