Guys, if you were to be reincarnated, and the only three options were to come back as a tampon, a maxi pad, or a roll of toilet paper, which would you pick? Ladies, I have a question for you as well.  If you were to be reincarnated and the only three choices you had were coming back as a dildo, an anal dildo, or a roll of toliet paper, which one would you pick? 
If I had to pick, I would probably pick a maxi pad. I would want her siting on my face. 
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flavorbuster
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Jun 26 @ 5:08PM
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I'll take my shot as a pad because I've had a bloody nose before.. Pass on the shit paper because I'm not a brown noser 
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StraddleMyNose
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Jun 26 @ 5:12PM
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take my shot as a pad because I've had a bloody nose before.. Pass on the shit paper because I'm not a brown noser Only you, Flavor!
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Ewe_Wish
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Jun 26 @ 5:14PM
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or a roll of toliet paper Nah, I don't take shit off people..........
Otherwise............neither one of the other two...........either cause women use those..............besides I would hate to be only on once in a while...........
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fukky
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Jun 26 @ 5:16PM
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I would want to come back as a condom 
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StraddleMyNose
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Jun 26 @ 5:16PM
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Otherwise............neither one of the other two...........either cause women use those..............besides I would hate to be only on once in a while........... C'mon, Dayna, ya gotta pick at least one
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StraddleMyNose
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Jun 26 @ 5:18PM
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I would want to come back as a condom Sorry, Fukky, you're going to have to stick with the choices on this blog. 
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Ewe_Wish
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Jun 26 @ 5:19PM
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can i be like fukky and go with condom?  OK if i have to pick one..........a dildo..........but i get to pick who owns it too.................
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fukky
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Jun 26 @ 5:22PM
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Sorry, Fukky, you're going to have to stick with the choices on this blog.
Well if I HAVE to...I will choose a dildo. I still don't think the choices are very fair for the women. I have thought about it more and I'd want to come back as a pocket pussy
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Wordsofwit
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Jun 26 @ 5:23PM
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I just want to know how and why you come up with these questions. And, no, I will decline to answer as it is too damned weird for me.
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StraddleMyNose
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Jun 26 @ 5:24PM
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OK if i have to pick one..........a dildo..........but i get to pick who owns it too................. I don't think it works that way.
Just curious, who would you pick to own you?
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flavorbuster
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Jun 26 @ 5:37PM
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I just want to know how and why you come up with these questions. And, no, I will decline to answer as it is too damned weird for me. That's the funniest thing so far .... A clash between reality & fantasy ......  .........
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Ewe_Wish
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Jun 26 @ 5:40PM
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Just curious, who would you pick to own you? Oh hell no I am not telling you...........that would feed your sexual fantasies for months......
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sugarnspice005
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Jun 26 @ 6:21PM
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I just want to know how and why you come up with these questions. And, no, I will decline to answer as it is too damned weird for me.
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Sunshine79
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Jun 26 @ 6:29PM
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None!
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NightOfOld
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Jun 26 @ 7:01PM
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Toilet Paper is for shit.
The pad just rubs against it.
Soooooooooooooooooo
I'd be the Tampon
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rdsingle
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Jun 26 @ 7:45PM
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I want to come back as John Wayne toilet paper. ROUGH, TOUGH AND DONT TAKE SHIT OFF ANYONE.
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1bunny629
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Jun 26 @ 8:17PM
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Well...the choices are slim, but I will have to say a dildo since all the others can either get tossed out or flushed! I want to stay around alittle longer...although...after a few shoves into the pooper shooter I might change my mind!
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Cootiesprayer
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Jul 1 @ 5:53PM
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I agree with Ewe wish & bunny. Shaun only you
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