my house is dirty and messy, but not that much.
so i did my laundry. now vacuuming and
all that. once upon a time everyone had long hair,
if you didn't have real long hair that was real,
you'd be chopped into liver. hair wars.
now the war on dirt continues. the first
rule of gossip is to say, now you promise
not to tell don't you, swear it, cross your heart
hope to die? now you won't say a word will ya.
and then they say, why of course not, my lips
are sealed forever. then she blurts all the juicy
good and cool gossip. then if it gets back to her,
she'll know who spilled the beans. but the person
who swore total secrecy took it to mean, tell
everyone you can about it. spread the word
give everyone the news. carry the news.
and the message. and they rapped all day
and the house was never cleaned. and the soap
operas were fantastic. and by 5 pm they
were exhausted. had a ruff day. fluff and stuff.
house husbands can relate. had to deal with
five fuller brush women all day. they all wanted to play. they
always come by to clean me out. i'm still a fuller brush
man for fifty years now. so if ain't dirty, don't clean it.
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