OMG...it's a repost...the horror!!!  Yes, it's been posted before....I searched it, but it hasn't been posted in almost 2 years and I'm posting it (and this one is a lot bigger list). So there 
Cloak the joker before you poke her
Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
If you’re not going to sack it, go home and whack it
Don't be silly, protect your Willie
Don't be a loner, cover your boner
Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
No glove, no love
Don't surprise her plug your Geyser
Don't be a fool cover your tool
Sock that wanger before you bang her
Avoid a frown, contain your clown
Shroud your trout then make her shout
Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle
If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
Can your worm before you squirm
You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
Cork your pump or you don't hump
Cover your stump before you hump
It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
Cape your throbber before you bob her
Cover your peter it will be much neater
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
Wrap your bate before you mate
cover up your runt before you shove it in her cu*t
A crank with armor, will never harm her
Contain your lizard then tickle her gizzard
Cover your vein then drive her insane
Hide ole harry then take her cherry
If you go into heat, package your meat
Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
Clothe the boner before you hone her
Cuff your carrot before you share it
now 23% more perforation
Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
Protect your dink then fluff her mink
She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
Sheath that knife she ain't your wife
The right selection, is to protect your erection
Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle
Cloak your hitter then go split her
Don't be a hippy, cover your pippy
If you really love her, wear a cover
Can your spam then bam that mam
Cap that seeder before you breed her
Cover your steamer before you ream her
oops I broke again
Package your meat for a real neat treat
Stop the stream before you cream
Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
Wrap that rod then please her bod
Blanket old juicy then plug old loosey
Cover your limb before you swim
Got no protection? Can't use your erection!
It's always funky to cage your monkey
before you pimp smack her wrap your whacker
Contain that shanker before you spank her
Contain that viper before you pipe her
Garnish your oak then give her a poke
Guard your peter before you meet her
Protect your screw to catch that glue
Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed
Ways to Keep Your Insanity
When in doubt shroud you spout
Bag the mole then do her hole
Canvas that trailer before you nail her
Contain that bass for a swim in her glass
Cover old pete then grind her meat
Cover that lumber before you pump her
Glove your pecker before you check her
Guard your bridge then do her ridge
House that bottle then mash her throttle
It ain't no jibe to protect her hive
It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb
It's not much money to catch your honey
Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
Pen that rooster, she'll be much looser
Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink
Restrain your hammer then wam bam her
Restrain your log then plow her bog
Sash that hash then thrash that gash
Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the cunt
Wrap that tool to catch the drool
Wrap your spout to catch the trout
Protect that fish then dip it in the dish
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