I know it's poor taste and someone will get offended but you have to have a sense of humor (however warped) right....
Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.
If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.
Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite rock song?
A: Sweet Child O' Mine.
Q: What was the first thing Michael Jackson did when he heard Sweet Child O' Mine?
A: Called Guns N' Roses to see if they could share some of their children with him.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?
A: He ate a nine year old wiener!
Q: What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
A: One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other likes little boys.
Q: Why were Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: They belonged to somebody else.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to K Mart?
A: He heard they had small boys pants half off.
Q: What did Michael Jackson order at the Chinese restaraunt?
A: Sum Yung Boy!
Q: What's Micheal Jackson's Chinese name?
Q: What's 6 + 50 + 5?
A: A threesome with Michael Jackson.
Q: What's soft and brown and sometimes found in little boy's diapers?
A: Michael Jackson's hand!
Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?
A: His other hand.
Q: What's the worst stain to try and remove from little boy's underpants?
A: Michael Jackson's makeup.
Q: Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?
A: Emily Dick in son.
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a Big Wheel parked outside his house!
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and zits have in common?
A: They both wait till your 12 to come on your face!
Q: Have you seen the new Michael Jackson candy bar?
A: It's white chocolate with no nuts.... (but kids like it)
Q: Why does Michael Jackson scream when he touches his nuts?
A: He's sore from the kids last night,
Q: What do second place race horses and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a racing jockey?
A: A jockey can mount three year olds legally.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and the PLO?
A: The PLO pulled out of Jordan.
Q: What do you call Michael Jackson, with no money?
Q: What would you call Michael Jackson if he slept with another 20 or 30 young boys?
Q: What did Michael Jackson suffer from as a kid?
A: Clitoris envy.
Q: What is Michael Jackson's Alma Matter?
A: Bring-em Young.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
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