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Any Michael Jackson Jokes???

posted 6/26/2009 10:52:06 AM |
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I know it's poor taste and someone will get offended but you have to have a sense of humor (however warped) right....




Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.


If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.


Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite rock song?
A: Sweet Child O' Mine.


Q: What was the first thing Michael Jackson did when he heard Sweet Child O' Mine?
A: Called Guns N' Roses to see if they could share some of their children with him.


Q: Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?
A: He ate a nine year old wiener!


Q: What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
A: Foreplay.


Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.


Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
A: One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other likes little boys.


Q: Why were Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: They belonged to somebody else.


Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to K Mart?
A: He heard they had small boys pants half off.


Q: What did Michael Jackson order at the Chinese restaraunt?
A: Sum Yung Boy!


Q: What's Micheal Jackson's Chinese name?
A: Melikeemyoung.


Q: What's 6 + 50 + 5?
A: A threesome with Michael Jackson.


Q: What's soft and brown and sometimes found in little boy's diapers?
A: Michael Jackson's hand!


Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?
A: His other hand.


Q: What's the worst stain to try and remove from little boy's underpants?
A: Michael Jackson's makeup.


Q: Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?
A: Emily Dick in son.


Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!


Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a Big Wheel parked outside his house!


Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.


Q: What do Michael Jackson and zits have in common?
A: They both wait till your 12 to come on your face!


Q: Have you seen the new Michael Jackson candy bar?
A: It's white chocolate with no nuts.... (but kids like it)


Q: Why does Michael Jackson scream when he touches his nuts?
A: He's sore from the kids last night,


Q: What do second place race horses and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.


Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a racing jockey?
A: A jockey can mount three year olds legally.


Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.


Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and the PLO?
A: The PLO pulled out of Jordan.


Q: What do you call Michael Jackson, with no money?
A: Tito.


Q: What would you call Michael Jackson if he slept with another 20 or 30 young boys?
A: Monsigneur.


Q: What did Michael Jackson suffer from as a kid?
A: Clitoris envy.


Q: What is Michael Jackson's Alma Matter?
A: Bring-em Young.


Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.


Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.


Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
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featherone

Jun 26 @ 11:05AM  
zena343

Jun 26 @ 11:08AM  
Even if you removed Michael Jacksons name, these jokes would still be offensive!!
earthquake501

Jun 26 @ 11:35AM  
VERY GOOD. KUDOS
Lisa46

Jun 26 @ 12:24PM  
Yes I am offended and you should be ashamed of yourself. This man did nothing to you and you joke about the loss of a life Just remember what goes around comes around and when you lose someone you love and hear terrible jokes about them. hummmm maybe then you'll learn how cruel you were today
hot4you120

Jun 26 @ 1:39PM  
wow.......... maybe to soon

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