NightOfOld
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Jun 25 @ 4:19PM
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Why we women feel the need to diet for men!
Food For Thought
When we were young girls, so fresh in our teens
We'd go on our diets, to look good in our jeans!
And of course, at that age, we'd starve now and then
The obvious reason, was to look good for men!
Then, in our 20's, we'd push food away
To look good for the boyfriends, we chose for the day!
Our 30's, the same "sorry, cannot eat that
My guy may not love me if I start getting FAT!
Thank God, in our 40's, we've learned from mistakes
We must push away pizza and candy and cakes..
So we feel good, feel healthy, love ourselves once again
Then just sit back and laugh, and outlive all those men!!!!!
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surv6969
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Jun 25 @ 4:20PM
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Want to Fuck. I got the hand cuffs. 
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NightOfOld
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Jun 25 @ 4:21PM
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Sorry hun, just a tickler for your party. 
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lunanegra
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Jun 25 @ 4:21PM
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Excuse me Miss, is this where the party at? Happy 1,000th! 
Someone kick off this motherfucker! Where's the DJ? Someone get me a Bloody Mary with the hottest hot sauce in it! Fuck a gallbladder! 
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DarkKnightWalking
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Jun 25 @ 4:31PM
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Here's my favor...*Wicked Smile*
Grats on the thousandth, hun....
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fortysixandtwo
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Jun 25 @ 4:32PM
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Congratulations Megan,  And yes always wanna fuck  A party favor huh hmmm?.......... How bout a jacuzzi in the mountains?
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NightOfOld
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Jun 25 @ 4:33PM
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Where's the party ?
 
Sotally Tober
Starkle starkle little twink
who the heck you are I think
I'm not under what you call
the alcofluence of incohol
I'm just a little slort of sheep
I'm not drunk like tinkle peep
I don't know who is me yet
but the drunker I stand here the longer I get
Just give me one more drink to fill me cup
'cuz I got all day sober to Sunday up.
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Looking4ever
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Jun 25 @ 4:34PM
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Hmmm...my party favor? Anyone have any ideas? 
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Sunshine79
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Jun 25 @ 4:36PM
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a tickler  I've never had one of those!!
Bloody Mary for Luna.......
Yes, we need music!!!! This is for all my friends here!! Happy 1,000th to Me!!
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paulywalnuts
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Jun 25 @ 4:48PM
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Congrats 
.....................................To.."The Sweet Queen of Blog Land...... 
(I hope that I am still around to view the next thousand blogs)
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fortysixandtwo
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Jun 25 @ 4:48PM
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Great tune ...and Christina Amphlett gawd "I wanna touch her "
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zaralyon
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Jun 25 @ 5:19PM
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Can I have an iguana margarita big enough to swim in? I'm on vacation and don't need to be sober. party favor, HMMMMMM how about an hitachi magic wand? Oh and I always wanna fuck, but i'm sorry I want someone with a penis dear.
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flavorbuster
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Jun 25 @ 5:26PM
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Congrats on the big 1000 How about a flickering tongue & a hosting twinkie   ...... Awe shit wrong kind of party Happy 1000 
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soft_touch938
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Jun 25 @ 5:42PM
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Party time everyone!
(Hope that worked...  )
Congradulations on 1000th blog! Coffee with buttershots! Party favor? That thingy under my bed since my honey had to work tonight and I'm allllll alone. 
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Wordsofwit
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Jun 25 @ 6:06PM
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Well, I purge my blogs so I can more easily find ones to cite and eliminate those that are obsolete. I imagine I have posted over a thousand. But in honor of all that you provide, all that you do, and all that you are, I submit this as a homeage to you.
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StraddleMyNose
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Jun 25 @ 6:07PM
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Congrats on the 1,000!
Btw, I'm now at 837 blogs
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Sunshine79
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Jun 25 @ 6:34PM
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Groove to this baby!!!
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onehornytoad69
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Jun 25 @ 6:40PM
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Congrats!!!
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visualone209
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Jun 25 @ 6:42PM
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Congratulations on your 1000th blog. Glad I was here to see it.
Laura
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StraddleMyNose
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Jun 25 @ 6:45PM
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Okay, I'm now at 838 blogs.
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Ewe_Wish
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Jun 25 @ 6:58PM
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Okay, I'm now at 838 blog This is going to be the longest blog in history if Straddle posts every time he posts a blog...............
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rdsingle
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Jun 25 @ 7:53PM
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gallon bottle of warming oil. With a dozen little bottle of flavoring. 
congratulations. Have fun.
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1bunny629
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Jun 25 @ 9:24PM
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Congrats! Good Job! You have kept me entertained! Now...hmmmm....party favor???? I have some left over KY stored from being probed by the DR today!!!!!...oh....shit....that would be something to post on a Straddle Blog!
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sugarnspice005
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Jun 25 @ 11:41PM
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Congrats on 1,000 Sunshine! 
Party favor? 
Gonna have to look around to see what I can find.
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casuallylooking
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Jun 26 @ 1:31AM
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Congratulations on your 1000th , Megan!!!
Party favors.......... umm, sorry..... all I have is the dancing bananas. I must have used all the others.
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tassie1
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Jun 26 @ 4:10AM
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I have just the thing to tempt you my sweet.  
and when they all stop jumping to the wrong conclusions, you can spill th bean's
congratulations darlin'
from that weirdo in OZ 
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dmbchick420
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Jun 26 @ 8:43AM
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I've got your party favor...
Wanna fuck?
Congrats on your 1000th blog
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zena343
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Jun 26 @ 10:07AM
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Congrats on your 1000th!! Damn that's one pile of blogs!!
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ksk72
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Jun 26 @ 4:19PM
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1000 thats alot Congrats
wanna fuck
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