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What is the first sexually explicit joke you recall hearing? posted 6/25/2009 1:58:30 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse   Wordsofwit There was an old funny joke I hadn't heard in years posted in a blog today, Mate for Life. Many of these predate email so you don't necessarily find them in your inbox. What is the first that you heard or recall? The one I remember goes back to the early sixties when I was in junior high. After tasting the forbidden fruit, Eve went down to the river to wash away the evidence. After she was finished a loud blast of thunder was heard followed by a booming voice, "Eve, did you taste the forbidden fruit and then wash in the river?" "Yes, Lord, I did." "Damn, now I'll never get the smell out of those fish!" Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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soft_touch938	Jun 25 @ 2:06PM
	That was funny! Never heard it before. First one I heard? Haven't a clue....I can't remember that far back....
Detach	Jun 25 @ 2:43PM
	First one I hears - What's red and has seven dimples.... Snow White's cherry.
sugarnspice005	Jun 25 @ 3:21PM
	I can't remember right now.
DarkKnightWalking	Jun 25 @ 3:27PM
	What's the difference between a streak and a stripper? About this much: <----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> ( I was so young, it took me about 2 years to get it )
DarkKnightWalking	Jun 25 @ 3:27PM
	Sorry, should be streaker
lunanegra	Jun 25 @ 3:28PM
	My memory hasn't been too sharp with me lately. This wasn't dirty, but about a parrot and its owner saying "swim motherfucker, swim" as the punchline.
Ewe_Wish	Jun 25 @ 3:57PM
	I can't remember but I am sure it was an Ole and Lena joke............after all I am from Northern MN doncha know.
dmbchick420	Jun 25 @ 4:08PM
	I have no idea! My memory has gone bad too lol. Too much of this ---->
fortysixandtwo	Jun 25 @ 4:13PM
	I would have to say a" Lil Johnny joke"those have been around for years although they have changed somewhat with the times
NightOfOld	Jun 25 @ 4:14PM
	\ The Queer Termite that only ate male boxs.
flavorbuster	Jun 25 @ 6:07PM
	I couldn't hear my first because my uncle would whisper his jokes even a hundred feet away from the rest of the family. He never told a joke out loud. He just whispered you a joke & every time you said speak he would shhhh you He's good old fashioned people
DarkKnightWalking	Jun 25 @ 6:21PM
	Wasn't a joke I heard, but funny as hell regardless.... I about 6 or 8....I remember running through the dining room in my uncle's house, the family was there for a BBQ... I caught the tail end of a convo of my uncle saying "yeah, there was a hell of a fight, he walked in and there the two of them were, balling..." and off I went... It took me years of wondering, "What the heck were they crying about and why would they fight over it?"
StraddleMyNose	Jun 25 @ 7:01PM
	The one I remember goes back to the early sixties when I was in junior high. After tasting the forbidden fruit, Eve went down to the river to wash away the evidence. After she was finished a loud blast of thunder was heard followed by a booming voice, "Eve, did you taste the forbidden fruit and then wash in the river?" "Yes, Lord, I did." "Damn, now I'll never get the smell out of those fish!" As for me, I can't really recall