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What women would do if they had a penis for a day....

posted 6/24/2009 9:49:56 AM |
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  dmbchick420

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

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RevDocLove

Jun 24 @ 10:05AM  
Most likely true on all counts!!!
Lisa46

Jun 24 @ 10:08AM  
I think I'd wanna pee outside behind the car like they all do

oh yeah of course play with it
Sunshine79

Jun 24 @ 10:12AM  
As I always said, I'd be markin' my territory EVERYWHERE!
featherone

Jun 24 @ 10:13AM  
isnt this a repost?
dmbchick420

Jun 24 @ 10:17AM  
isnt this a repost?

Hey Feather....you bitch at Bruce for making these comments and then you make them!

Do me a favor....don't comment on my blogs anymore.
surv6969

Jun 24 @ 10:20AM  


7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
Would this be just to see how fast the other guy gets done and leaves?

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
I resent this. I have cleaned public restrooms in the past and women make by far a bigger mess on and around the bowl. Before you get mad at me I know it is because women don't sit down on public toilets.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
I know the real reason some guys can't hit the bowl..........

They have small dicks. If you cannot hold onto it it is hard to aim.
featherone

Jun 24 @ 10:28AM  
and he continues to do so! at least wait a day! gessh
dmbchick420

Jun 24 @ 10:32AM  
and he continues to do so! at least wait a day! gessh

What???

Scroll down the page of blogs...

you will see a blog titled, "What men would do if they had a vagina..."

I don't know if you think this is the same blog, but it's not. I posted this blog because I thought it would be funny because he posted that blog.

In your words...

gessh

If I get any more comments from you on this blog, they will be deleted and you will be blocked. You need to learn to play nice with people around here.
flavorbuster

Jun 24 @ 10:32AM  
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal
Hell No !!! There to piss, flush, wash hands & go.. I was taught not to talk to strangers while pissing
McBunman

Jun 24 @ 11:41AM  
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

You gals obviously don't know the code of the urinal. You stare straight ahead and there in no talking!
40DWM

Jun 24 @ 11:44AM  
Instead of 'Wanna Fek', how 'bout a #9. ??

My favorite, is "13. The world is our urinal"
Ewe_Wish

Jun 24 @ 12:38PM  
You gals obviously don't know the code of the urinal.

Hey they talk to each other at urinals in the movies..........


If i had a penis for a day.......................I would take my truck to a mechanic..........then they wouldn't rip me off because I was a woman............
DarkKnightWalking

Jun 24 @ 2:11PM  
Straddle's Urinal...


Urinal Protocol...
lunanegra

Jun 24 @ 4:12PM  
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

Always wanted to do that,like "Hey,Bob- what's up? Nice how you didn't drip on your shoes. Hey! Those are some nice shoes..Italian leather?"

*cue awkward silence*
1bunny629

Jun 24 @ 5:43PM  
Am I going to be the only one to ask....Do I get to keep all my other parts? Cause I would really like to have that "penis for a day" try and fuck my own vagina! ...If not, I guess I would realize what all the fuss is about having to rearrange yourself all the time!
NightOfOld

Jun 24 @ 6:44PM  

If you did have it for a day ? Stay out of the poison oak.
ksk72

Jun 24 @ 9:13PM  
I am way to fasinated with the penis I would stay home all day playing with it
soft_touch938

Jun 25 @ 12:22PM  
I would like to have a penis for a day ONLY if #2 wasn't true....geez I run into that all the time...
KnightsSearch

Jun 26 @ 2:45PM  
My mother says Hell No she doesnt want one she would piss all over her hand and the wall and the floor and even on the dog . and then play with it for so long it would be sore to touch with a pouder puff. and she says wouldnt be able to walk with a hard on , and afraid of it leaking that she would have peed her pants LOL and having all the other females jealous of her for having her own penis and wonder which hole to play with it in first ...

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