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posted 6/24/2009 4:11:07 AM |
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What men would do if they had a vagina for a day...

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do a split.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.



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1bunny629

Jun 24 @ 4:52AM  
probably look for some cock!
PinkToeNails

Jun 24 @ 6:16AM  


How funny!! Thanks for sharing!!
onehornytoad69

Jun 24 @ 6:51AM  
good one!
dmbchick420

Jun 24 @ 9:45AM  
featherone

Jun 24 @ 10:13AM  
surv6969

Jun 24 @ 10:21AM  
flavorbuster

Jun 24 @ 11:37AM  
.....
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
Hmmn !!!
paulywalnuts

Jun 24 @ 1:16PM  
Fabulous
Detach

Jun 24 @ 3:42PM  
I'd probably also use it to keep my loose change in.
testoserone

Jun 24 @ 10:06PM  
go to a lesbian orgy!
Looking4ever

Jun 24 @ 11:20PM  
I might be willing to lend the right guy mine for a day or two...
1bunny629

Jun 25 @ 6:58AM  
I had a guy at the restaurant the other night ask me for a half rack of ribs and a side of vagina! I told him I didn't have any to spare!
Wordsofwit

Jun 25 @ 10:42AM  
I'd find a lipstick lesbian.

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