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What men would do if they had a vagina for a day...
posted 6/24/2009 4:11:07 AM |
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What men would do if they had a vagina for a day...
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do a split.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
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1bunny629
Jun 24 @ 4:52AM
probably look for some cock!
PinkToeNails
Jun 24 @ 6:16AM
How funny!! Thanks for sharing!!
onehornytoad69
Jun 24 @ 6:51AM
good one!
dmbchick420
Jun 24 @ 9:45AM
featherone
Jun 24 @ 10:13AM
surv6969
Jun 24 @ 10:21AM
flavorbuster
Jun 24 @ 11:37AM
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7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
Hmmn !!!
paulywalnuts
Jun 24 @ 1:16PM
Fabulous
Detach
Jun 24 @ 3:42PM
I'd probably also use it to keep my loose change in.
testoserone
Jun 24 @ 10:06PM
go to a lesbian orgy!
Looking4ever
Jun 24 @ 11:20PM
I might be willing to lend the right guy mine for a day or two...
1bunny629
Jun 25 @ 6:58AM
I had a guy at the restaurant the other night ask me for a half rack of ribs and a side of vagina! I told him I didn't have any to spare!
Wordsofwit
Jun 25 @ 10:42AM
I'd find a lipstick lesbian.
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