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  cottoncandydragon

Advantages
1. It can get really weird
2. Someone can go for beer without interrupting the proceedings
3. There's always a hand or mouth free when you need
one
4. Motel rooms split 3 ways are only $13
5. You get to watch your best friends making love
6. You get to get watched making love
7. Simultaneous enjoying intercourse and oral sex has
to be experienced to be believed
8. You get strange looks when you all go out dancing
9. You get really strange looks when you all go out comparison shopping for condoms
10. Enough people to play gin rummy if things don't
work out
11. You can safely check yourself for any homosexual tendencies without actually doing anything about it
12. Calling out the wrong name during climax isn't
as much of a problem, the "wrong name" is probably
the one on your left
13. Three-person showers are fantastic
14. Three-person naked belly laughs are even better


Disadvantages
1. It can get really weird
2. Tougher for three people to decide on pizza toppings
3. Simultaneous orgasms are even trickier to pull off
4. You may harbor paranoid thoughts that while you're
in the bathroom; the other two are giggling over the pimple
on your butt
5. Trying to find safe places to put your elbows
6. You get to find out what kind of really sick things your
friends like
7. Queen-sized beds are suddenly smaller than you remember
them
8. Trying to fit 3 names in the little heart when drawing
on your notebooks
9. Morning breath multiplied by 3
10. You might discover homosexual tendencies you didn't
suspect or want
11. You might discover homosexual tendencies in one of
your friends you didn't suspect or want
12. You have the option of wrecking twice the normal number
of relationships
13. The odds of boyfriends/spouses walking in on you triple
14. Sorting clothes quickly when the significant other
walks in assumes comical proportions
15. Now there are two wet spots to avoid.

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rdsingle

Jun 19 @ 10:36PM  
Ok my memory is shot. The print button didnt work. I love the blog anyway. Heres a kudo for you.
DarkKnightWalking

Jun 19 @ 10:45PM  
LOL......

Yet true as well.....


onehornytoad69

Jun 20 @ 7:19AM  
Interesting.....Very interesting!!!
visualone209

Jun 20 @ 10:20AM  
OH SO TRUE!!!!! Love it! Kudos!
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Jun 20 @ 6:02PM  
For all you people that had threesomes - You Lucky bastards!!!!
girlcountry

Jun 30 @ 9:23AM  
yes, they are all true!!

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