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posted 6/19/2009 3:22:47 PM |
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  StraddleMyNose

*Keeping with the theme of gross blogs this afternoon (thank you, Rod), I decided to post one.* I was talking with a friend about hearing that hemorrhoid juice can possibly cure depression in people. This could be a medical breakthrough with people with depression. My question to all of you is, if you suffered from depression, would you be willing to try this?


*Disclaimer*

I just made that up about the medical breakthrough...just wanted to see how far people would go with ending depression.


Yes, this is another repost from one of my original blogs from Jan. 2009.

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Ewe_Wish

Jun 19 @ 3:38PM  
Capsule or liquid form?











How can it end depression, if you have hemorrhoids I can guarantee your going to be depressed......
dmbchick420

Jun 19 @ 3:42PM  
NOPE!!!!
StraddleMyNose

Jun 19 @ 3:48PM  
Capsule or liquid form?
OMG! Now that was funny.



How can it end depression, if you have hemorrhoids
Well, cut and suck the juice out of it and flip it back up inside.

And if a person who doesn't have hemorrhoids, and wants to try this with ending their depression, find someone who does have hemorrhoids.

Wordsofwit

Jun 19 @ 3:49PM  
Women should take two doses and call me in the morning.
somnium

Jun 19 @ 3:51PM  
STRADDLE are you running out of material???

Maybe a cone shaped suppository would work well! Starts out really small and the other end is 6" in diameter! Would that help someone's depression?? The theory is- it would cause so much fucking pain, you'd forget about your depression!

"Better medicine, through pain." That's my motto!!

flavorbuster

Jun 19 @ 3:53PM  
Isn't a hemorrhoid the emergency rip cord to let the juices fly Instead of a break glass in case of an emergency you have this.
In case of a shit attack pull this !!!!
onehornytoad69

Jun 19 @ 3:56PM  
This was Gross in Jan. 2009..and it still is!!!!
StraddleMyNose

Jun 19 @ 3:59PM  
STRADDLE are you running out of material???
Hey, ya know how tv networks throw reruns on during summer....well, a lot of my blogs are classics, and well, I too need a break (for this week anyway). Coming up with new material can be challenging after 833 blogs.
Sunshine79

Jun 19 @ 4:26PM  
I think I'll pass!
Xien607

Jun 19 @ 8:24PM  
Now that was Sick.

I would suppose that we can blame Obama for you having a mental breakdown and coming up with Hemorrhoid Juice in time of a Crisis.


Anything is Possible if we can create a Crisis for the Moment!!!!!
Xien607

Jun 19 @ 8:27PM  
Sean before you know it you will be making a blog about "Boil Sucking" > trying to get to the root of the problem....
StraddleMyNose

Jun 19 @ 8:46PM  
Now that was Sick.

I would suppose that we can blame Obama for you having a mental breakdown and coming up with Hemorrhoid Juice in time of a Crisis.
You're funny!
before you know it you will be making a blog about "Boil Sucking" > trying to get to the root of the problem....
Now there's a thought. Remember that boil that was on Bush's face at that time? Nah, nevermind...

See people, I can joke about people in my own party! I'm fair and balance with my humor.
Xien607

Jun 19 @ 8:49PM  
See people, I can joke about people in my own party! I'm fair and balance with my humor.

That certainly earns a Kudo!!!

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