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posted 6/18/2009 11:51:44 AM |
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  Blueyesprkln

Hope you enjoy it.........

100 Beautiful Women!


Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the

women, when suddenly the Sheik came in.

"I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way

corresponding to your profession."

The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living.

"I'm a cop", says the first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik.

He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man.

"Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik.

Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?"

And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"

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Wordsofwit

Jun 18 @ 12:02PM  
Good one! I hadn't heard it.
DarkKnightWalking

Jun 18 @ 12:50PM  


Me either, well done.
somnium

Jun 18 @ 12:52PM  
funny stuff there!

onehornytoad69

Jun 18 @ 1:00PM  
Smart Fellow... Good one!!!
NightOfOld

Jun 18 @ 2:09PM  




So how many licks did it take.
Ewe_Wish

Jun 18 @ 2:15PM  
earthquake501

Jun 18 @ 2:20PM  
Caught me blind sided on that one. Very good.
theSkwirl

Jun 18 @ 2:36PM  
I betcha that there are a whole lotta lollipop salesmen fixin to come out of the woodwork!
ksk72

Jun 18 @ 3:41PM  
StraddleMyNose

Jun 18 @ 3:59PM  
Blueyesprkln

Jun 18 @ 6:43PM  
Thanks everyone for commenting on the blog, I hadn't heard this one before and thought it was cute.
rdsingle

Jun 18 @ 7:30PM  
Sunshine79

Jun 18 @ 10:31PM  
That was great, Greenie!
sugarnspice005

Jun 18 @ 10:37PM  
That was good!

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