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posted 12/10/2006 8:45:28 PM |
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  cure4u2

Last night I decided to go to the mall to do a little Christmas shopping. Not making it even 100ft in the door , I was approached by a woman working a stand in the center of the mall selling massagers and hand lotions for some crazy price, I'm sure everyone has run into these people before......anyway.. after grabbing my hand and asking why it was sooooo rough, she asked me what I did for a living, my response to her was.." Yes, I'm a carpenter, Yes my hands are rough, and NO...I don't want or need any of your crappy $25 lotions", she moved alittle closer to me and wispered in my ear..." maybe u can rub some into your cock and make it realy smooth for your woman"...Now I know that stores and shops are trying to make as many sales as possible this time of year, but..........this was truely an act of despiration........so guys......if u see any of these women in the mall, just reject them and you'll probably get laid if u buy a bottle........

Happy holidays

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Looking4ever

Dec 10 @ 8:51PM  
True story? Yup, people do amaze me.
almostinnocent494

Dec 10 @ 9:15PM  
HOLY SHIT>>>GET OUTTA HERE>>>>
12082006

Dec 10 @ 11:16PM  
No way. Couldn't have happened. She'd be fired for harassment!
Gyrle

Dec 11 @ 1:01AM  
ponme

Dec 11 @ 8:09AM  
She would only be fired for harrassement if someone turns her in..
ynot7769

Dec 11 @ 9:29AM  
what mall is this now?? *taking notes and pulls up maquest for directions*...hmmm think the soft hands of a saleman will still get the same results?
Dawnette

Dec 11 @ 9:26PM  
I told you that comment was our secret, dammit.
Just go and tell everyone.

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