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  borty293

As some of you may know, I was forced to leave Ash's house after the lawsuites over damages caused by my inventions ..The Vibrating Panties with the optional Ass Inflators and The Nipple Enlarger Bra. Seems there was a slight problem with short circuting and some unfortuate people received third degree burns in the breast and crotch area.

I am happy to inform you that these malfunctions have been remedied and your shipments are in the mail.

Furthermore, Ewe Wish has generously given me space in one of her closets to set up my new Panty Laboratory, so that I may continue my experiements on womens undergarments.

Always ready to serve you better....Professor Pan.T.Borty.

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Ewe_Wish

Jun 12 @ 1:25AM  
Furthermore, Ewe Wish has generously given me space in one of her closets to set up my new Panty Laboratory,
I really don't mind you here in my closet, Borty..........for one thing I can now keep an eye on you so I know that there will be no more mishaps with your inventions, and second thing is I really do need your help putting on that burn cream...............
borty293

Jun 12 @ 2:12AM  
I would be happy to apply the burn cream to the effected area's.
According to the directions I will need to rub it in for at least twenty minutes...
ksk72

Jun 12 @ 2:42AM  
Sure glad I waited for version 2.0
onehornytoad69

Jun 12 @ 5:25AM  
Borty......ummmmm are these Safe for the ladies? ??????????????? Just asking....
Roustabout

Jun 12 @ 8:18AM  
I just wish to offer my services here for the community welfare.

Any woman who tries Borty's inventions and finds herself injured in either of those areas may come to me and I promise, I will kiss those areas until they feel better, much, much better.

somnium

Jun 12 @ 9:01AM  
Borty... are your products computerized? If not, you might consider that! We could develop a new, intelligent line of bras and panties for the ladies! I could help you there! The possibilities are endless!

Only... we wouldn't want them to be too intelligent though, you know, like using Artificial Intelligence software, that can learn on it's own! That might turn out to be a new problem all its own- until it's perfected later! We certainly don't want that!!

We better hurry up though- looks like onehornytoad has turned up some competition!

Hit me back ASAP!!

Dione

Jun 12 @ 11:30AM  
It appears the time has arrived to reveal the prototype I've been working on. Essentially it's a computer chip which allows women to adjust holographically the appearance of the breast, waist and dierriere regions.

Depending upon your choice you may enhance, larger or smaller, these areas by pressing a pressure point on the wrist any time you see a man you wish to attract. It also factors in age. This feature allows lifting in the areas which have been ravaged by time and gravity.

I'm still working on being able to make this occur physiologically. I need a bio-engineer for that phase.

A male version is under development.
theSkwirl

Jun 12 @ 12:07PM  
Dear Professor Borty,

I have been waiting for two years now for my Nipple Enlargers to arrive. I know that you keep telling me that my nipples are already enlarged; but seriously man, I paid full freight for those critters and I really want two inch nipples rather than one inch nipples. I need a place to hang my watch.

Sincerely a Disgruntled Customer,

TheSkwirl
borty293

Jun 12 @ 12:30PM  
Dear Ms.The Squirl

Your nipple enlargers are in the mail as we speak. In the mean time, may I advise using a series of elastic bands and clothes pegs for your nipple expansion. In your case ...six of each will suffice.

Yours ...Professor Pan.T.Borty
Ewe_Wish

Jun 12 @ 1:08PM  
Borty..........PLEASE find someone to start delivering these items. I realize that Father Max is MIA but damn i can't keep walking around all these boxes, and could you find someone else to try these things out..........I still can't get the curl out of my hair...(top not bottom) from the last short circuit...........


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Jun 12 @ 2:08PM  
theSkwirl

Jun 12 @ 5:38PM  
*does a quick nip count... 1.. 2... 3.... 4... 5... wait..what was I doing? dang that feels nice... huh?*

somnium

Jun 12 @ 8:43PM  
A male version is under development.

Welllll now... may I offer my services for your prototype??

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