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posted 6/11/2009 5:37:43 AM |
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I found this on a M4W post on Austin craigslist and I thought it was too good not to share. Enjoy!


___ROMEO___, hereinafter referred to as Wannabe Husband, and __JULIET__, hereinafter referred to as Wannabe Wife,
hereby agree on this _(day of the week)_ of _(numerical day)_, in the year _2009_, as follows:

Prospective Romeo and Prospective Juliet have made a full and complete disclosure to each other of all of their emotional baggage and liabilities, as more fully set forth in the accompanying past relationships, attached hereto as Exhibits A and B.

The Romeo has promised to adhere to the following rules during the course of the courtship...

1. He promises to love her at all times and be a good listner.
2. No demand for sex from Romeo till she rips his clothes off his body.
3. They both promise to show their true colors on the third date....
4. Romeo think marriage vows are outdated and new ones should be invented.
5. Juliet agrees to love him forever even when comes home after losing his corproate job.
6. Romeo promises to love her even she has really bad cramps.
7. Romeo promise to bring flowers for her each week.

Except as otherwise provided above, Prospective Wannabe Romeo and Prospective Wannabe Juliet waive the following rights:

1. To share in each other's estates upon having sex.
2. To romantic maintenance, both temporary and permanent.
3. To share in the increase in value during the marriage of the separate property of the parties. This includes Boobs and the size of the penis.
4. To share in the pension, profit sharing, or other emotional accounts of the other.
5. To the division of the separate property of the parties, whether currently held or hereafter acquired. This includes roller blades, camping gear etc.
6. To any claims based on the period of cohabitation of the parties.

I HAVE READ THE ABOVE AGREEMENT, I HAVE TAKEN TIME TO CONSIDER ITS IMPLICATIONS, I FULLY UNDERSTAND ITS CONTENTS, I AGREE TO ITS TERMS, AND I VOLUNTARILY SUBMIT TO ITS EXECUTION.

Wannabe Romeo ______________________________

Wannabe Juliet ________________________________

Sign and date in the City of Austin on _________ day of ______________, 2009.

The above are the basic rules to start the courtship.

Romeo will bring two copies on the first date.

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Sunshine79

Jun 11 @ 9:20AM  
That's cute!!!
Cootiesprayer

Jun 11 @ 10:21AM  
AW,
Ewe_Wish

Jun 11 @ 11:21AM  
That was great!!
ksk72

Jun 11 @ 3:03PM  
funny

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