Ok, last nite I went to Subway for dinner. I brought home 3 subs. One for each me & my man & the 3rd to split later. The 3rd was a Toasted Meatball sub. Now, normally I don't order them. So, I asked the lady, "What normally goes on these?"
And she replies "Parmasean, basil & oregeno." And I nod "Ok", as in telling her to add that to the sammich, when I catch myself eyeballing the jalepenos. I look up and tell her to add just a few, give my sammich a little "kick!". 
Well, this morning, my BF, who works nites......slept for a bit & woke up & heated up that sammich.........Now, I did warn him as he was heating it up. I said "Watch out bro, there's jalepenos on that!" 
After he ate it and nearly cried, I told him I warned him. He said I didn't. Guess he never heard me....... 
Someone better find the Rolaids......... 
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paulywalnuts
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Jun 10 @ 9:31AM
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Rolaids are you kidding...Wait until he takes a S*** 
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Wordsofwit
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Jun 10 @ 9:34AM
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I hate em' and one bite would have been enough to get me to open it up pick them out.
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Taisen
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Jun 10 @ 9:36AM
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 To funny. Better find more than rolaids though! lol
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onehornytoad69
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Jun 10 @ 9:40AM
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Personally... I lovem... 
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manwithoutahorse
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Jun 10 @ 9:41AM
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I usually get the jalapenos, the banana peppers, and anything else hot they have back there...I tell 'em to load it up. Tell your guy he's gotta "man up", lol.
And of course I do!
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dmbchick420
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Jun 10 @ 9:49AM
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I love jalepenos! I have to be careful not to eat too many though...they do give me heartburn sometimes.
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flavorbuster
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Jun 10 @ 10:26AM
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I don't know about the sauce on the meatball sandwhiches from Subway. I never could get used to it. It always seemed like I was eating some wangy tasting pussy. 
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somnium
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Jun 10 @ 10:38AM
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Damn... now I want a Quiznos for lunch- hopefully they have a kind of Philly Steak and cheese sub.
Mexican food does it for me- the hotter the better! If it doesn't cause my forehead to sweat, it's not good enough!
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dmbchick420
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Jun 10 @ 10:41AM
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It always seemed like I was eating some wangy tasting pussy.
Yeah...I think their meatball subs are pretty gross....the meatballs taste like that dried up crap you add water to and they expand...blech.
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sugarnspice005
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Jun 10 @ 10:50AM
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That is too funny
I agree with the others...he's going to need more than rolaids.
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shewolf53
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Jun 10 @ 11:21AM
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When I was a kid my grandmother used to put up hot peppers in vinegar called pint of hell. We would put the vinegar from it over vegetables to spice them up a little. The funny thing was to see someone visiting to just decide to bite into one of those peppers from the jar after we told them they were hot. Face turning red, coughing, and in a couple of cases almost passing out. My grandma would just look at them and say told you they were hot as she handed them a glass of milk. I love peppers, the hotter the better. You should taste my chili.
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Sunshine79
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Jun 10 @ 11:57AM
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If it doesn't cause my forehead to sweat, it's not good enough!
Bet I could make your forehead sweat!!!! 
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surv6969
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Jun 10 @ 12:51PM
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Cannot have a Subway without jalepenos. I get them on the melt toasted. 
It has been a while FUCK...........lets do it.
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rnj1013
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Jun 10 @ 12:55PM
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I put jalapenos on everything! I love em. When I get SUBWAY the hot little girl that works there loads me up with them and just smiles cos she always insists it's gonna kill me the next morning. I find it actually helps me to shit easier  Nothing better than spicy food and beers
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MUDSHARK450
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Jun 10 @ 1:39PM
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The lesson here is to sit Sunshine in her favorite chair and go out and bring her lunch yourself. Then maybe if lucky she will make your forehead (not saying which one) sweat.
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ksk72
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Jun 10 @ 2:17PM
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guess he should listen better next time
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40DWM
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Jun 10 @ 6:32PM
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Hal a peen yoos .... I love 'em. Also call 'em 'Mexican Strawberries'
Have 4 (four) Mucho Nacho Jalapeno's in my garden, waiting to pick and eat what they give me.
Actually, I like them best cut longways, cleaned out, cream cheese, wrap in
thin bacon, then grilled.
Yeah.....  Lets fuck 
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StraddleMyNose
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Jun 10 @ 7:21PM
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jalepenos I've had them. Never really understood why people almost cry after eating them. Not a problem for me whatsoever.... but then I love spicy foods!
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Cootiesprayer
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Jun 11 @ 10:16AM
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