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posted 6/5/2009 6:35:14 AM |
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I found this on a really good-looking guy's post on Austin craiglist and I thought it was worth sharing. Enjoy!

CAKE OR BED



A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A

FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,



HONEY,

COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?

IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.



HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,

FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE

GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DON'T THINK SO.



FINE,



THEN THE WIFE ASKS,

WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?

IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT



TO WHICH HE REPLIED,

FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE

WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DON'T THINK SO



FINE, SHE SAYS

THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS

TO THE FRONT DOOR?

THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK



I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T

WANT TO FIX STEPS.

HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE

ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DON'T THINK SO

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.

I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!



SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A

COUPLE OF HOURS...................................



HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW

HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES

TO GO HOME



AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES

THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.



AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE

HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.



AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES

THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.



HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW DID ALL THIS GET FIXED?

SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT

OUTSIDE AND CRIED.



JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME

WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.



HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND

ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER

GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.



HE SAID,

SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?



SHE REPLIED,

HELLOOOOO,

DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN

ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DON'T THINK SO!

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onehornytoad69

Jun 5 @ 7:10AM  
Cute!!!
flavorbuster

Jun 5 @ 8:54AM  
.... ....
Lisa46

Jun 5 @ 9:26AM  
send him to my house next!
Ewe_Wish

Jun 5 @ 9:28AM  
I have heard this one before but its one fo my favorites so thanks for posting it.
dmbchick420

Jun 5 @ 9:52AM  
Good one.....
somnium

Jun 5 @ 12:11PM  
Guess he learned a lesson- or not! Good one!

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