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posted 6/5/2009 5:05:26 AM |
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My best friend Donna, who is 1/2 of a semi-driver team, sent this to me and I thought it was good enough to share. Enjoy! BTW, I apologize in advance if this is a repost.

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a
while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said,
"Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that
"Oh really? Darn it!" said the little old lady.
"I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."
Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee
through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really
tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know.
Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it? So, now, on game days, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.
Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.'
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody pays."

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Jun 5 @ 5:41AM  
Good one!!! Thx!

Jun 5 @ 8:35AM  

Jun 5 @ 8:59AM  
She's got to be Bobbits grandma.

Jun 5 @ 9:26AM  

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