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That sure is a funny lookin penis ya go there

posted 12/9/2006 5:40:16 PM |
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So I was thinking (after looking at countless cock shots) about how VERY different they all look. Alright so some are short, fat, long, skinny, curved/bent... but there have been some seriously funny lookin cocks that I've seen in my day. I distinctly remember asking one guy if he was sunburned... but only on his cock. (I thought he might have been tanning nude, and over tanned that sensative part...) One was curved like an S...went one way and then the other. They were only slight curves, but I could see them (and feel them... that was fun ) But the funniest lookin penis award, definately goes to a one nighter of mine... I SWEAR he looked like a morel mushroom. Really long, fat, and yes textured, head with a shaft that was the same length as the head. He wasn't "short" either... he was average... probably about 6.5" it was an interesting night. I love finding those new and different feeling cocks... that's why I love sleeping with different guys... "Cocks are like a box of chocolates, ya never know what you're gonna get" Haha
Ok, I'm bisexual, I've been with women... I've gone down on them and I fully enjoy it. However, I don't normally take the time to inspect a pussy the way I do a cock. Lookin at pussy doesn't get me going (It's more the feel and taste than anything) like a cock does, so it's understandable. I'm sure pussies look different, just like cocks do, but is it that drastic of a difference? Do you even notice?

Heres my question lads and lasses... whats the funniest lookin sex organ you've come across in your PERSONAL life (no porn, not on the site... the ones you've actually fucked... or came close to until you saw it hahahaha)

And while we're on the topic of funny lookin things...
I work in a Montisouri Preschool/Daycare. I have this awful habbit of looking at the couples that these children come from and picturing them fucking. I can't help it... it just happens (especially with this one dad who's fucking WOW... but its not usually his wife hes fucking... heh) Sometimes, I just CANT see it. These people... they're not ugly (not all of them) but they're not models either (except that one dad... damn I'm wet just thinking about him...) But I see how they interact as a couple and I just can't see some of them createing their child. Has anyone else ever done anything simliar to this? Even if it's not at work... just in the store or something and wondering HOW it would be possible... or even why?

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Dec 9 @ 6:49PM  
duno...mines still caped n out fighting for the women in need.....



you get the amazing dancing bananan award!

Dec 9 @ 7:03PM  
Okay, now that it's out in the open - Happy Birthday!!!

Dec 9 @ 7:13PM  
Happy Birthday LadieDarkStarr! I'd sing for you but I've been banned in sixty states (some as yet unborn) from singing near glass windows, cats and anything breakable.

Dec 9 @ 7:22PM  
Happy Birthday, baby! Just for your birthday gift I will lay down on my back and let you straddle my face and have your way with me. lol

Dec 9 @ 8:33PM  
Ithink we all do that try to imagine this person in bed with that person, in fact sometimes we do it as a game with our friends. The game usually ends with a parent or a grand parent and everyone pretending to vomit. But then there is the woman with 2 little girls that you figure must be twins, cuz you cant imagine that she got laid twice.

Imagination can be good or bad - but i usually find that like your "dad" we always get more out of it when we keep it to ourselves. (unless you are a teenaged boy in a locker room talking about your date the night before - then you get more out of your imagining then you got on your date)


Dec 11 @ 9:28PM  
I always imagine what people look like naked and what they'd be like in the sack. Most of the time when I see couples and imagine that, I make myself sick. Because they're ugly.

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That sure is a funny lookin penis ya go there