AddThis Social Bookmark Button
Free Dating

Grandma's Boyfriend...

posted 6/1/2009 6:01:29 PM |
1 kudogive kudos what's this?
    report abuse
  texastigress

> A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'
> Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'
> Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
> The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?'
> The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'
>
> The minister fainted.
>
>Now, that's funny... I don't care WHO you are.

Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

   read more blogs!

Blogs by texastigress:
I'm home!
Prenuptial dating agreement...
Cake or bed?
Try not to cry...
Not everyone...
Grandma's Boyfriend...
RE: Why???
Why???
Fixing the economy...
Star Trek and Earth...


Comments:

post a comment!

Lisa46

Jun 1 @ 6:20PM  
I haven't heard that one before I like it
Wordsofwit

Jun 1 @ 6:38PM  
I haven't heard that one

Neither have I and it is cute. That is three new ones in one day. Are you sure this is AMD?
Sunshine79

Jun 1 @ 7:44PM  
@ Bruce's Comment!!

OMG-Thanks for posting this, how freakin' cute, I gotta pass it on!! Greenie!

free dating | mission statement | testimonials | safety warning | report abuse | safe list | privacy | legal | 2257 | advertise | link to us

© Copyright 2000-2014 Online Singles, LLC.
OS-WEB01
Grandma's Boyfriend...