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posted 6/1/2009 8:10:56 AM |
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I haven't heard this one before. Could it be that there are two new ones in one day, with the one posted by tassie1 being the first? It's possible.

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just as it was going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."
Passenger: Who?"

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."

Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."

Passenger: "Wow, some guy then!"

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake. And he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back, even if she was in the wrong. And his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man ! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank before he died. I married his fucking widow."

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onehornytoad69

Jun 1 @ 8:32AM  
Good one!!!
Roustabout

Jun 1 @ 8:51AM  
I was going to post this very same joke today! I heard it a couple of years ago and just think it's amazing!
Lisa46

Jun 1 @ 9:02AM  
girlcountry

Jun 1 @ 9:19AM  
I liked that one!! Thanks!!
Ewe_Wish

Jun 1 @ 9:22AM  
Dione

Jun 1 @ 11:01AM  
A great way to begin the day... thanks!
manwithoutahorse

Jun 1 @ 11:09AM  
New to me. Good one
zena343

Jun 1 @ 11:37AM  
Sunshine79

Jun 1 @ 6:41PM  
Cute!!!
1bunny629

Jun 1 @ 6:57PM  
Cute!

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