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Quotes I Can Live By

posted 5/29/2009 9:38:56 AM |

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Sunshine79

By Mae West

12. "I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."

11. "I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported."

10. "A hard man is good to find."

9. "Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

8. "He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of."

7. "I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it."

6. "It is better to be looked over than overlooked"

5. "It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men."

4. "Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you."

3. "When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better."

2. "Too much of a good thing is wonderful."

And finally...

1. "Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."

Ok, #10 is my 2nd favorite!!

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manwithoutahorse

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May 29 @ 9:44AM

I would have liked to know her. Bet she was fun to be around.

Happy Friday!

flavorbuster

May 29 @ 9:46AM

10. "A hard man is good to find." .... I always got wood ...

Xien607

May 29 @ 10:10AM

I like #5

"It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men."

OR

"It's not the Lady in my life that counts, it's the life in my Lady that gives me Life."

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onehornytoad69

May 29 @ 10:29AM

Good one!! Some were even New to me!! thx!!!

Ewe_Wish

May 29 @ 10:34AM

I love Mae West quotes. Thanks for giving me a laugh today..............

RevDocLove

May 29 @ 11:21AM

Or as W.C. Fields said: " A woman once drove me to drink...
Never did call and thank her.."

Wordsofwit

May 29 @ 11:23AM

Here is a link to 80 quotes by the inimitable Ms. West. Some of these are pearls of wisdom. Many I had never heard before.

The last time I jumped in on something like this, it involved redneck jokes. I posted 300 in the comments and some folks were on me like stink on a fart! Hopefully that is not the case this time.

A related quip I like came from Zsa Zsa Gabor when a reporter asked her how many many husbands she had had. She answered, "Mine or somebody else's?"

sugarnspice005

May 29 @ 12:07PM

Leave it to Mae!

somnium

May 29 @ 2:17PM

Here's a couple of videos of Mae West you may want to watch. You may have to have Adobe's Flash player to view the videos. If you don't have the flash player, it may pop up and ask if you want to download and install it! I've done that several times over the years, with no problems or viruses!

My Little Chicadee

I'm no Angel

The first link is a full length video and you can make it full screen by clicking on the box in the upper right corner that has four little arrows in it. If you want to get out of the video, just hit the Esc key and close your browser!

Enjoy!

somnium

May 29 @ 2:19PM

I forgot to add- it may take a few minutes to download the videos before you can view them. Give it some time!

MUDSHARK450

May 29 @ 2:52PM

When asked what she thought of foreign affairs she replied

I'm all for them.

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