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posted 5/27/2009 5:37:06 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Repost or not, I love this joke!! Enjoy!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stor ies.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do


Can I get an AMEN!!

Anybody wanna fuck?

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Blueyesprkln

May 27 @ 5:47PM  
Amen Sister!!!!! And yes I'd love to fuck, know any men close by? Hmmmmmm.......Kudos to you too.
Lisa46

May 27 @ 6:27PM  
your right I love this one
rdsingle

May 27 @ 8:20PM  
Amen sister Sunshine. Now that everyone knows jesus was a woman. We can get everyone to believe what men have said for years. the state of the worl is a WOMAN'S FAULT.

YES I wanna fuck.
have a good day.
RevDocLove

May 27 @ 10:32PM  
Hallefuckin'lujah!!!!
DarkKnightWalking

May 27 @ 11:08PM  
Hehehehehehe...I never heard this one before, makes sense.
somnium

May 28 @ 12:13AM  
Amen!!! Well, I do believe you've about covered it!

'N you know I wanna fuck, among other things!

somnium

May 28 @ 12:15AM  
And yes I'd love to fuck, know any men close by? Hmmmmmm.......

Over here, over here!!

StraddleMyNose

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May 28 @ 3:56AM  
Yep, I've heard this classic one before. But it's still funny to me.
tassie1

May 28 @ 5:54AM  
a lil white girl and a lil black boy were argueing over wether jesus was black or white and they both decided to ask him in their nightly prayers.

next day the lil black boy said; jesus told me ' I am what i am'
and the lil white girl said; well that settles it then, he was definately white.

the lil black boy looks at her puzzled and said how do you figure that out ?
and she says, ' well if he was black he would have said , I is what I is ."
surv6969

May 28 @ 8:31AM  

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do
Wish I could say that wasn't true
Wordsofwit

May 28 @ 9:13AM  
Can I Get An AMEN!!!

Only after I get a woman.

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