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posted 5/27/2009 10:40:23 AM |
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A funny from an AMD friend Enjoy!

A Couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the
beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at
the beach almost every day. She wasn't unusual, nor
was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing;
she would approach people who were sitting on the
beach, glance around furtively, then speak to them.

Generally, the people would respond negatively and she
would wander off. But occasionally someone would nod
and there would be a quick exchange of money and
something she carried in her bag.

The couple assumed that she was selling drugs and
debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know
for sure, they just continued to watch her.

After a couple of weeks the wife said, 'Honey, have
you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with
boom boxes and other electronic devices?'

He hadn't -- and said so.

Then she said, 'Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and
our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can
find out what she's really doing.'

Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife
was almost hopping up & down with anticipation when
she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave.

The man then walked up the beach and met his wife at
the road.

'Well, Is she selling drugs?' she asked excitedly.

'No, she's not,' he said, enjoying this probably more
than he should have.

'Well, what is it then? What does she do?' his wife
fairly shrieked.

The man grinned and said, 'She's a battery

'Batteries?' cried the wife.
'Yes ....' he replied -


OOOOH - You're gonna dislike me for this - but it will
make your day !!!


'She sells C cells by the seashore'

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Ok, It's Hump Day!! Anybody Wanna Fuck??

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May 27 @ 10:48AM  
Thank you very much for the laugh !

May 27 @ 10:48AM  
You could see that one coming...

May 27 @ 11:24AM  

May 27 @ 11:40AM  
Sunshine.....You made my day

May 27 @ 11:43AM  

May 27 @ 11:56AM  

Oh come on now, WOW, you know you smiled a little bit when you read it.

Cute one, sunshine.

May 27 @ 12:21PM  
Bad pun very bad. Cute joke.

May 27 @ 1:25PM  


May 27 @ 1:57PM  

May 27 @ 3:02PM  
The Tasmanian Devil strikes again

May 27 @ 3:53PM  
oh geez

May 27 @ 4:19PM  

May 27 @ 5:08PM  
Isn't that something

May 27 @ 6:03PM  
Good one sunshine

May 27 @ 7:28PM  
hmmm...i thought i'd heard that one very recently

May 28 @ 4:06AM  
I guess Bruce has heard this one before from what I see from his comment...

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