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posted 5/26/2009 10:34:40 PM |
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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

Yes....................................No
No......................................Yes
Maybe.................................No
We need...............................I want
We need to talk......................You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead........................You better not
Do what you want..................You will pay for this later
I am not upset..............Of course, I am upset, you moron!

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:

I am hungry...........................I am hungry
I am sleepy............................I am sleepy
I am tired..............................I am tired
I love you.............................Let's have sex now
I am bored..........................Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance?.........I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime?.......I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you to a movie?.....I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you to dinner?......I'd like to have sex with you.
Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage!
Those shoes do not go with that outfit.............I'm gay

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PinkToeNails

May 26 @ 10:41PM  
Always funny as hell! Love it!!
featherone

May 26 @ 10:47PM  
aint that the truth
dumblonde

May 26 @ 11:04PM  
hahaha...i agree!
shewolf53

May 27 @ 12:41AM  
And if it is a southern woman...
He is a perfectly nice man.....translation He is the scum of the earth.
That dress is just lovely.....I wouldn't be caught dead on the back 40 wearing that dress.
tassie1

May 27 @ 1:57AM  
that is sooo true
onehornytoad69

May 27 @ 4:48AM  
Wordsofwit

May 27 @ 8:10AM  
More than a grain of truth to all of that.
rdsingle

May 27 @ 8:17AM  
DarkKnightWalking

May 27 @ 8:38AM  
Taisen

May 27 @ 10:46AM  
To funny
zena343

May 27 @ 5:14PM  
now they were funny, thanks for the laugh!

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this made me laugh