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posted 5/24/2009 5:36:42 PM |
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It was 8:30 am... when I hear my Blackie... (doggie) barking...! I Let him stay in his kennel...(30' X15' ) when its decent nite when its cooler..... (saves me from having the AC so Low.. he likes it cool!!! )
He never Barks...unless someone pulls up in my driveway.....or He is in his Kennel & I'm outside..and I am mowing grass...or doing sumfin that will hurt him..Because he stays close to me..! He is a Good Dog!!!
So... I Checked out the driveway... and noone was here....
We have a neighbors garden next door....which is just 15 yards from the kennel...!!
So I'm thinking there's a Deer.. or Ground Hog is out there.. Eating!!!...
So i go out.. in my Boxers..(which I wear..inside the house..when its warmer..inside than out... much more comfy that shorts.. ) Doors open..

I go out..and peep into the Garden...and I see nothing!!
My dog looked like Lassie... he would Bark a time or two.... Growl a lil.....charge at something..and back off... Looking at me..when he backed up... ..I'm like WTF?
Well its a Fucking Snake......!!! So I let Blackie out of the Kennel.... and head inside...and I get my shotgun...but my shells are in the basement!!!
I have shells for my 10 GA. all ready to go... but thats..a lil over kill for a dang snake!!
It prolly took me 5 mins to get the gun..and shells.. get loaded..and get back to the Kennel!! And the Bastids..Still there!!!!
Some will ask...what Kind of a Snake..Was it?
Its the DEAD KIND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What made you go out in your Drawers? Nightie? Naked?

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May 24 @ 5:49PM  
im surprized u didnt put the snake in shock seeing u in your boxers

May 24 @ 5:54PM  
I think he was intimidated

May 24 @ 7:17PM  
Ws he dead when you arrived, or did he pass out when he saw you in your boxers, or did you shoot the snake dead?

May 24 @ 7:54PM  
All Im thats one Dead..snake!! (after I Shot his ASS!!)

But... have you/yall ever went outside....undressed..after something or the other?

May 24 @ 8:13PM  
I've got a clothesline on the front balcony.. yup you guessed it.. I'll go out there in my nuttins n grab somethin to wear.

May 24 @ 8:16PM  
Not that I can think of- although, I do have a fear of having to quickly run outside late at night in my shorts or without, depending on how warm it is inside! I vision, fire trucks, the police and a small crowd, milling around and me nekkid!

You live in the South- I lived in Southern Alabama for a few years. I ran over a black snack crossing the road! Felt like running over a crack between concrete slabs! Looking in my rear view mirror, that damn snake, kept right on a chugg'n. You don't wanna mess with those Alabama snakes!!


May 24 @ 9:04PM  
If I saw a snake I am afraid I would be dead from a heart attack

Years ago when I lived on a farm I went out at 6am carrying a pistol, wearing a short nightie, to shoot a stray cat that had been howling at my bedroom window all night and the neighbor pulled in the yard to pick up our horse trailer that he was borrowing. He called me little Annie Oakley after that.

May 24 @ 10:17PM  
Went out in the driveway tonite to look for my Mom's cat......wearing just a tank top & panties.......

May 25 @ 12:06AM  
Naked...........oh hell no!!
Okay, before the lightning strikes me.... one late night last summer when it was so HOT and we finally got rain, it was pouring, I was just getting ready to take a shower to cool down and had on nothing but a robe. Well the rain was just too tempting and for one brief moment I just didn't care, so I let my robe fall on the floor and stepped out into the downpour.
I was only out there about 30 seconds.......and no one except God ever saw me.. And I'm sure He was smart enough to close his eyes...

May 25 @ 12:39AM  
I usually stay dressed at night out in my yard. Too many freaks where I live.

Okay, okay....I'm a freak, but not a nudist!

May 25 @ 12:56AM  
If I'm at home, not planning on going anywhere or having any company, you can be sure I'm in a night gown. I've taken the garbage out in my nightie, or ran to the mail box. But I can assure you I'm very well covered. Naked? Never. Now if I had a body like some of the other women here. I'd stay naked all the time, but since I don't.....well I keep all my curves upon curves covered. I'm sure the neighbors appreciate it.

May 25 @ 12:57AM  
Hell that's wintertime foreplay here in montana. Get drunk, naked, and in the hot tub with 2 feet of snow on the ground. Let's just say our snow angels are X-rated.

May 25 @ 7:06AM  
Good thing you shot the snake in the grass
instead of the one on your drawers

May 25 @ 8:16AM  
I still remember shocking my big sister with the joke that ended with

Mommy, Mommy, turn on your spotlights the snake is in the grass!

I must have been 4 or 5 and had no clue what it meant. My sister was 12 and could not believe what she was hearing,.

May 25 @ 8:29AM  
Yup.....gone outside nekkid and fooled around,too!!!!

May 26 @ 1:14AM  
You mean besides skinny dipping when I was younger? The last time was when a racoon got into the trash. I went out in my nightie with my son`s cross bow to get rid of him. Never knew those animals could run that fast.

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