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posted 5/23/2009 9:40:53 AM |
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  Sunshine79

No woman will ever be satisfied.......

Because no man will ever have a chocolate
penis that ejaculates money!!

.......... ........... .............. ............. .......... ....

Ok, Anybody wanna fuck??

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straightup_9

May 23 @ 9:56AM  
Ok, Anybody wanna fuck??

I would say yes, but my penis melted, and i gotta clean the brown spots off these dollar bills.........
onehornytoad69

May 23 @ 9:59AM  
"Some"...and I am saying Some women..wouldn't be happy with that!!
Good one!!!
somnium

May 23 @ 10:08AM  
Does it matter if it's milk chocolate or dark chocolate?


I would say yes, but my penis melted

I always thought chocolate was made to melt in someone's mouth and not in their hands??

visualone209

May 23 @ 10:25AM  
I knew a guy once who told me it was chocolate, but after tasting it I was pretty sure it wasn't. He lied to me!
Laura
PinkToeNails

May 23 @ 10:25AM  
Can it be made of money and shoot chocolate instead?!!??! LOL

That would be much better!

straightup_9

May 23 @ 10:28AM  
I always thought chocolate was made to melt in someone's mouth and not in their hands??

That's only M&Ms...
MUDSHARK450

May 23 @ 10:47AM  
errr.... wouldn't it draw ants? Just wondering. On the other hand if money was tight near the end of the month then Sunshine would know just the remedy (as in Black Crowes).
LilGriz

May 23 @ 12:39PM  
Now, that would be real liquid assets.....sorry, bad joke...

You betcha I wanna fuck

girlcountry

May 23 @ 12:54PM  
@ Griz!!!

yeah, I wanna!!
somnium

May 23 @ 1:32PM  
Ok, Anybody wanna fuck??

Coitendly- I always wanna fuck but no one wonna!

Looking4ever

May 23 @ 2:22PM  
Count me as one that wouldn't be satisfied even then...I'm not a real big fan of chocolate.
Xien607

May 23 @ 2:58PM  
I have a Vanillia One that shoots Irish Cream.. Will That suffice?
flavorbuster

May 23 @ 3:13PM  
Chocolate or not I'd be surprisingly happy if money came out , of my own that is .. Would she be satisfied with Hershey Kisses ..
zena343

May 23 @ 7:04PM  
Looking4ever

May 23 @ 8:11PM  
I forgot to add that while I am not a big fan of chocolate and though I am a bit picky, I AM a big fan of penis!
somnium

May 23 @ 8:55PM  
I AM a big fan of penis!

It's ok Looking4ever... you can say cock if you want to- this is AMD!


J/K

Ok...... I'll shut up!

somnium

May 23 @ 8:58PM  
Would she be satisfied with Hershey Kisses

OUCH... man, that would hurt like hell!

flavorbuster

May 23 @ 9:51PM  
Somnium you are a funny man Imagine the paper cuts if dollar bills flew out ...Ouch The dollars wouldn't be green anymore
mrknowuwell

May 23 @ 11:32PM  
if u pull my lever........silver dollars will cum out

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