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posted 5/19/2009 7:12:59 PM |
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  sugarnspice005

And now for a Public Service Announcement:


A.A.A.D.D....KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ!

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Somehow I feel better even though I have it!!

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table,
put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back
on the table and take out the garbage first.

But then I think,
since I'm going to be near the mailbox
when I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as we ll pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table,
and see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
so I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks,
but first I need to push the Pepsi aside
so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The Pepsi is getting warm,
and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
a vase of flowers on the counter
catches my eye--they need water.

I put the Pepsi on the counter and
discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk,
but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter,
fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers,
but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table,
get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to
remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:
the car isn't washed
the bills aren't paid
there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter
the flowers don't have enough water,
there is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day,
and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem,
and I'll try to get some help for it,
but first I'll check my e-mail....

Do me a favor.
Forward this message to everyone you know,
because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to.

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!

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Sunshine79

May 19 @ 7:44PM  
I gotta send this to my mom!!
1bunny629

May 19 @ 8:01PM  
In my mind that is called F.U.N.C.T.I.O.N.I.N.G.
StraddleMyNose

May 19 @ 8:18PM  
damn, i'm starting to do this already!
StraddleMyNose

May 19 @ 8:19PM  
damn, i'm starting to do this already!

Well, some of these anyway...
onehornytoad69

May 19 @ 8:24PM  
Wordsofwit

May 19 @ 8:32PM  
Yeah, Yeah, whatever....
zaralyon

May 19 @ 8:42PM  
my mother was born with this, doesn't leave out much hope for me and my siblings.
Cootiesprayer

May 19 @ 9:24PM  
I am not laughing. I do that daily. The only thing that works for me seriously. I have this huge note pad lined & i write down everything i need to do for the day & where I put stuff. Then at the end of the day I check it.

But, i will be s.o.l when i forget to read the notepad. Thanks sugar glad to know I am not the only one who does this!!!
dmbchick420

May 20 @ 9:08AM  
Shit...this is me...and I'm not even that old yet

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