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posted 5/19/2009 5:00:58 PM |
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die.

First, each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work & for dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. Don't discuss your problems with him it will only make his stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie & giving him plenty of backrubs. Most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week & satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year. I think your husband will regain his health."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, so what did the doctor say to you? "You're going to die" she stated.

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zena343

May 19 @ 5:05PM  
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May 19 @ 5:51PM  
somnium

May 19 @ 6:07PM  
Ain't love wonderful??

casuallylooking

May 19 @ 7:28PM  
Just like the insurance companies....You can't always get what the doctor orders for you...

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sugarnspice005

May 19 @ 7:28PM  
casuallylooking

May 19 @ 7:29PM  
that was supposed to say Just like WITH the ins companies
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May 19 @ 7:40PM  
Love it!
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May 19 @ 8:15PM  
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May 19 @ 8:20PM  

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