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posted 5/15/2009 7:36:01 PM |
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  Sunshine79

On the internet they found romance,
That put both in a sexual trance,
But each had a gripe,
That it's hard to type,
With a hand stuck down in your pants.

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There was a young man named Gene
Who had a love-making machine
Concave and convex
It served either sex
And it played with itself in between.


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I was cleaning the house in the nude,
The neighbour's girl said I was rude,
For not closing the drapes,
While I scoured and scraped,
It made her quite ill.... so she sued.

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It's Friday! Anybody wanna fuck?

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Meena

May 15 @ 7:38PM  
it was just beautiful
earthquake501

May 15 @ 7:48PM  
There was a woman begat
with triplets. Nat, Pat and Tat,
The fun was in the breeding
The problem was in feeding
She had no tit for Tat
dmbchick420

May 15 @ 8:09PM  
Yep..I wanna. Only 3 more hours till hubby gets home...

*stares at clock wishing time would hurry up*
Cootiesprayer

May 15 @ 8:39PM  
very nice sunshine. :)
RevDocLove

May 16 @ 8:19AM  
You so silly Sunshine
StraddleMyNose

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May 17 @ 1:56AM  

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