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How to install a home security system...................

posted 5/15/2009 3:07:00 PM |
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  needsomenow789

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba:

Big'un, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
Cooter

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waynuckingfutz

May 15 @ 3:22PM  
They sell that kit at Wally World?
dmbchick420

May 15 @ 3:35PM  
Oh....I think I might have to try this one
earthquake501

May 15 @ 4:31PM  
Many years ago, a friend of mine lived in a high crime area of Dallas. His apartment was the only one in that building that was not broken into. How did he do it? He had a sign on the front door that the premises were being guarded by a pet Python.

The python had the run of the apartment.
RevDocLove

May 15 @ 5:18PM  
I used to install alarms on boats in California..
They consisted of a pressure mat to activate an endless loop tape
that had rattle snakes rattling and a couple of plastic rattlers coiled
in sight..
The sign:
Warning..Rattle Snakes Have the Run of the Boat..Sold a bunch of 'em!
onehornytoad69

May 15 @ 6:44PM  
Good one!!!

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