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  onehornytoad69

I am currently Looking for a Job....as Most all here Know!!!
I am waiting on a Co. in NC. to call..any day now!!! (they were suppose to get back with me last week...But Still haven't... )
But...I am looking... just the same!!!
I ran a State wide Search this AM...on "Alex".......(VEC)
And I ran up on a job..that Just me LMAO.... !!!! I dont think I could handle this Job..... Check it Out!!!!



* Job Order Number:
126684
* Job Order Close Date:
09/03/2009
* Employer Name:
PERDUE FARMS INC Eastern Shore Plant
* Job Title:
Chicken Catcher ...............
* Occupation:
Production Workers, All Other
* Job Duration:
Over 150 Days
* Type of Job:
Regular
* Special Category:
None Specified
* Job Position(s):
3
* Type of Employer:
Private Sector
Job Requirements

* Minimum Age:
18
* Reason for age requirement:
Hazardous ........................................
* Test Requirement:
No test required
* Description of testing performed:
None Specified
* Hiring Requirements:
None Specified
* Minimum Education Level:
No Minimum Education Requirement
* Minimum Experience in this Occupation:
00 months
* Driver's License Certification Requirement:
No
* Job Skills:
View Employer Skill Requirements
Compensation and Hours

* Salary Range:
$11.00 - $11.00 Other
View Labor Market Wage Rates



Labor Market Wage Rates

The May 2007 hourly wage for Production Workers, All Other in Virginia Statewide are summarized in the table below:

Entry Level Median Experienced
$7.78 $11.14 $15.45

Source: Bureau Labor Statistics Occupational Employment Statistics Survey

Entry level and experienced wage rates represent the means of the lower 1/3 and upper 2/3 of the wage distribution, respectively

Data is from a monthly wage survey


The May 2007 annual wage or salary for Production Workers, All Other in Virginia Statewide are summarized in the table below:

Entry Level Median Experienced
$16,171.27 $23,170.84 $32,142.76

Source: Bureau Labor Statistics Occupational Employment Statistics Survey

Entry level and experienced wage rates represent the means of the lower 1/3 and upper 2/3 of the wage distribution, respectively

Data is from a monthly wage survey

* Pay Comments:
Not Applicable
* Hours per Week:
40
* Shift:
Not Applicable
* Supplemental Compensation:
Not Applicable
* Benefits:
Medical - Other - Not Available.
Work Site Location

* City, State, and Country:
ACCOMAC, VA US
* Public Transportation Accessible:
No
Job Description

The purpose of this position is to catch live chickens in a poultry house and properly place them in cages or drawers at a specific rate so they can be transported to a poultry processing plant. Individuals hired will work on a rotating shift, changing every so often as needed. Payment is per 1000 chickens catched at a rate of $11.00/1000 birds.
Hours of Work - Generally 06:00 AM to 2:30 PM and from 11:00 PM to 7:30 AM. As scheduled by management with one 20 minutes break periods and one 30 minutes Lunch period. Overtime may be scheduled as needed and directed by management.

Days of Work - Normally Sunday Night through Thursday Night as scheduled by management and Friday Night and Saturday Night, if needed by operations and approved by management.
Special Skills (degrees, certifications, software, etc.)
......When I 1st read this.... I Saw "Rocky" training for a Fight!!! Nope... I couldn't handle this Job!!!!

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whisperingcomet

May 15 @ 6:54AM  
We have a chicken processing plant here. Chicken chasing is the worst part of the job, (and all of them are very difficult).

The chickens dont want to get into the box, so they dont just stand there waiting to be picked up. You really have to chase them, wading chicken shit and chicken feathers covered in chicken shit....you can smell a chicken barn for miles....
RevDocLove

May 15 @ 6:54AM  
Hazardous

Ya' gotta' watch out for their peckers when you catch 'em
Sunshine79

May 15 @ 9:07AM  
Hard catching cocks, huh??

somnium

May 15 @ 9:14AM  
Holy chicken shit!! Doesn't exactly put you right up there on a list of things to do that are "chick magnets" after work, does it?
40DWM

May 15 @ 9:42AM  
Laugh and joke all you want, but if those little peckers don't wanna get
caught, they can easily outrun and dodge my fat ass.
Best to wait for them to roost at dusk, it's easy then.
dmbchick420

May 15 @ 9:56AM  
It reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite, "Do the chickens have large talons?"

If you haven't seen the movie, you have no idea what I'm talking about. If you have seen the movie, you've got to be laughing

shewolf53

May 15 @ 10:37AM  
Strange jobs? I have had a few as I was on my own with three kids and if it paid well I took it. I think the strangest one was working for the department of sanitation. I was the only female on the trucks at the time. But then there was the animal pick up truck three times a week. As I was the only woman on the crew I was not about to complain about any job they had. It paid $11 an hour at a time when everyone else was making a little over five dollars an hour. I have worked on farms pulling the worms off the tobacco. Wardrobe mistress at a strip club in Atlantic City drummer in a rock band. Oops that job was not strange just the band members were rather strange there. I think the job I have now is the first normal job I have ever worked.
flavorbuster

May 15 @ 12:37PM  
Oh man !!! Try working in a chicken house, that was one of my worst jobs working as a farm hand all through high school ... I had to walk through all the chickens to make sure they didn't die from the extreme heat & I hated picking up the dead ones which just fell apart most of the time ... It's a nasty job dealing with chickens no matter what your doing with them
Meena

May 15 @ 6:14PM  
hmmmm.....the strangest jobs.....

I was watching dirty jobs on discovery channel, and there were episodes of the cow implanter and the pig milker. The farm house put his whole arm and put it in a cow's butt. The cow pooped (all the cows pooped) and he put in a bull sperm inside of their vagina. Something about widening the passage in the vagina...I still didn't understand it.

Another one was a pig milker. The milker put a dummy female pig in a special pen and sprayed it with piggy sex hormones. The boars got horny and mated with the dummy pig. There's a wide hole where the pig's stick their erected penises through. The milker than "milks" the pigs until he's done mating with the dummy boar.

I rather do the chicken job any day of the week instead of being an implanter or a milker

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