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8 Inches Of Sexy!

posted 5/15/2009 12:14:56 AM |
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This useful tool,commonly found in the range of eight inches long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes is usually hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action.It boasts a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. When used it is inserted, almost always willingly, somtimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again many times in succession, often quickly, and accompanied by squirming bodily movements.

Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements.

When finally drawn out, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening, and some from its long glistening shaft.

After everything is done, it is returned to its freely hanging state ready for yet another bit of action,hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less................

It depends how often you clean your teeth......With your toothbrush!!!

Get your minds outta the gutter!!

Anybody wanna fuck??

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May 15 @ 12:50AM  
And I just love the feeling it leaves in my mouth....
But I have to admit, in this instance I do spit instead of swallowing.

May 15 @ 6:09AM  

May 15 @ 7:12AM  
I keep mine upright in a holder

May 15 @ 8:21AM  
Now there's an expression of sexual gratification, in an otherwise mundane everyday chore, if I ever heard one! Puts a whole new meaning to "satisfaction guaranteed!"


May 15 @ 8:38AM  

May 15 @ 8:57AM  
I was wondering where that was going. Now everytime I brush my teeth I'm going to have dirty thoughts

May 15 @ 11:23AM  
I use it as a face cream dispenser...sooooo good for the complexion !

May 15 @ 3:53PM  
My mind is always in the gutter especially when you are involved.

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