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EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH (LMAO!)

posted 5/11/2009 9:37:24 PM |
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  Sunshine79

A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Florida and goes to a big everything-under-one-roof department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?'

The kid says 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Wisconsin

Well the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. 'You start tomorrow.. I'll come down after we close and see how you did.' His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. 'How many customers bought something from you
today?'

The kid says, 'One.'

The boss says, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day.

How much was the sale for?'

The kid says, '$101,237.65.'

The boss says, '$101,237.65?! What the heck did you sell?'

The kid says, 'First, I sold him a small fish hook.
Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod.

Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition.'

The boss said 'A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?'

The kid said 'No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.’

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dmbchick420

May 11 @ 9:42PM  
LilGriz

May 11 @ 9:50PM  
Good one Sunshine...even gave ya a greenie
onehornytoad69

May 11 @ 9:52PM  
Good one
soft_touch938

May 11 @ 9:52PM  
Hmmmm if he was still amongst the living I'd swear that guy was my late husband....
surv6969

May 11 @ 10:13PM  
somnium

May 11 @ 10:19PM  
Good one-

casuallylooking

May 12 @ 12:40AM  
Hmmmm if he was still amongst the living I'd swear that guy was my late husband
This guy would probably no longer be amongst the living either..........

Well deserved kudos, Sunshine...
Cootiesprayer

May 12 @ 6:18AM  
dang i wouldn't want to go see that kid. I would probably buy out the whole store chuckle.Funny blog good one sunshine.
Lisa46

May 12 @ 7:15AM  
expense tampoons
waynuckingfutz

May 12 @ 7:55AM  
Hmmm....the wife KNEW he was gonna do that.

It was a good plan to get rid of him for the weekend so she could get her boyfriend over.

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