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What's In Your Box??

posted 5/11/2009 11:24:34 AM |
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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is!” My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

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May 11 @ 11:46AM  
I can just picture that too- That's some funny stuff there!


May 11 @ 11:48AM  

May 11 @ 12:11PM  
damnit your grounded go to your room and no playing with toys for 24 hrs

May 11 @ 12:11PM  

May 11 @ 3:21PM  
I like that one.

Can I come over and peek and see what is in your box?

May 11 @ 3:23PM  
there's an oldie but goodie! thanks sunshine that was good. :)

May 11 @ 3:28PM  
Love it

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