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Just Do It Like Dogs Do!

posted 5/10/2009 7:31:24 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Being a virgin, Bob was very nervous about his upcoming wedding night, so he decided to seek the advice of his friend John, who was quite the local Romeo. "Just relax, Bob," counseled John. "After all, you grew up on a farm, just do like the dogs do."

Right after the honeymoon the bride stormed over to her mother's house in tears and announced that she wasn't going to live under the same roof as Bob for even one more night.

"He's totally disgusting!" she wailed.

At first Bob's bride resisted her mother's attempts to find out the exact nature of the problem, but finally broke down. "Ma, he doesn't know anything at all about how to be romantic, how to make love . . . He just keeps smelling my ass and pissing on the bedpost!"

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flavorbuster

May 10 @ 7:37PM  
I've never heard this one before ... funny
JustLusting4u

May 10 @ 7:38PM  
PinkToeNails

May 10 @ 7:40PM  
Oh no!!!

That's funny right there!
onehornytoad69

May 10 @ 7:57PM  
somnium

May 10 @ 8:32PM  


Good one!

Cootiesprayer

May 10 @ 9:17PM  
i like this going to have to save it.
ThePurpleProphet

May 10 @ 9:33PM  
surv6969

May 10 @ 10:18PM  
that was great
selectusername

May 11 @ 6:25AM  
WOOF!
sugarnspice005

May 11 @ 11:02AM  


Here's a kudo for that one.

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