Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal
after having a baby.....
That somebody doesn't know that once your a mother, 'normal'
is history!!
Somebody said being a mother is boring.....
That somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a
drivers permit!
Somebody said if your a 'good' mother, your child will 'turn out
good'.....
That somebody thinks a child comes with directions & a guarantee!
Somebody said 'good" mothers don't raise their voices....
That somebody never came out the back door just in time to see
her child hit a golfball through a neighbors window!
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother.....
That somebody never helped a 4th grader with their math.
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing
questions in a book......
That somebody never had a child that stuffed beans up their nose & in
their ears!
Somebody said that you can't love the 5th child as much as you love the 1st......
That somebody doesn't have 5 children!
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor & delivery.
That somebody never watched her 'baby' get on the bus for her 1st day
of kindergarden........or on a plane to military boot camp.
Somebody said a mother could do her job with her eyes closed and one hand
tied behind her back.
That somebody has never organized 4 giggling Brownies to sell cookies!
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married.......
That somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law
to a mother's heartstrings!
Somebody said a mothers job is done when her last child leaves home.....
That somebody never had Grandchildren!
Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't have to
tell her......
That somebody isn't a mother!
To all the Grandmas, Mommas, StepMoms, Moms to Be......
Hope you all have a wonderful Mother's Day!!!!
(And yes, I still wanna fuck, it's Friday....Anybody wanna fuck?) 
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