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posted 5/8/2009 11:04:28 AM |
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Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal
after having a baby.....

That somebody doesn't know that once your a mother, 'normal'
is history!!

Somebody said being a mother is boring.....

That somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a
drivers permit!

Somebody said if your a 'good' mother, your child will 'turn out

That somebody thinks a child comes with directions & a guarantee!

Somebody said 'good" mothers don't raise their voices....

That somebody never came out the back door just in time to see
her child hit a golfball through a neighbors window!

Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother.....

That somebody never helped a 4th grader with their math.

Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing
questions in a book......

That somebody never had a child that stuffed beans up their nose & in
their ears!

Somebody said that you can't love the 5th child as much as you love the 1st......

That somebody doesn't have 5 children!

Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor & delivery.

That somebody never watched her 'baby' get on the bus for her 1st day
of kindergarden........or on a plane to military boot camp.

Somebody said a mother could do her job with her eyes closed and one hand
tied behind her back.

That somebody has never organized 4 giggling Brownies to sell cookies!

Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married.......

That somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law
to a mother's heartstrings!

Somebody said a mothers job is done when her last child leaves home.....

That somebody never had Grandchildren!

Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't have to
tell her......

That somebody isn't a mother!

To all the Grandmas, Mommas, StepMoms, Moms to Be......

Hope you all have a wonderful Mother's Day!!!!

(And yes, I still wanna fuck, it's Friday....Anybody wanna fuck?)

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May 8 @ 11:20AM  
Happy Mother's Day to you too!!!

May 8 @ 11:20AM  
Most of those apply for us fathers also. I will have to show those to my really really soon mother to be.

I am definately up for a friday fuck

May 8 @ 11:22AM  

May 8 @ 12:21PM  
Happy Mother's Day Sunshine and all the other AMD mothers. And to those men who are filling in for Mothers...God bless you all.

May 8 @ 12:43PM  
behind every great man stands a greater woman. heres to the moms and women out there. you truely are the reason the world keeps going. thank you all.

now take the rest of day-off and ...... fuck. hey it's your day enjoy it

May 8 @ 12:51PM  
I ain't a mommy, but i know those are words all mommy's like to hear. I love my mom and tell her often, and yes she still worries about all 3 of her "babies"

May 8 @ 1:15PM  
Happy Mother's Day to all of you moms..
Does being called a 'mutha' constitute being one??

May 8 @ 2:52PM  
Thanks for this post ... Happy Mothers Day

May 8 @ 3:18PM  
Does being called a 'mutha' constitute being one??

Yeah, I never get a card on that day either.....

May 8 @ 6:26PM  
That somebody never helped a 4th grader with their math.

i ended needing the help more than my child! chuckle. Good one's sunshine.

May 8 @ 6:42PM  
Happy Mother's Day Ladies!!!!!!


May 8 @ 9:42PM  
Happy Mothers day to you to sunshine and all the other moms out there on amd.

May 9 @ 12:17AM  
That somebody never watched her 'baby' get on the bus for her 1st day
of kindergarden........or on a plane to military boot camp.
Or watched their daughter go through labor.......

Happy Mother's Day to you Sunshine!!!

Happy Mother's Day to All the Moms!!!

May 10 @ 12:45AM  
Or had two sons in the Army with one of them driving fuel trucks in Iraq. Or had their family scattered in three states and in Germany on Mother`s Day. A special Happy Mother`s Day to the military mothers and wives.

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