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Mine started out normally- managed to wake up and "press" 170 pounds (means I got out of bed and stood up) turned on my electronic gear and settled in to making my "power breakfast." I've been noticing that my front yard began to take on the appearance of a mini Jurassic Park so, I decided to jump on my tractor mower and cut my front yard!

When I finished that, I decided to buy 12 gallons of gas and store it to use for my mower or other toys I have to satisfy society's thirst for "curb effect" appeal of my property! When I got home, I opened my double gates (cyclone fencing- LOL) to drive my Jeep to my other garage, deep in my backyard which was in the making of Jurassic Park II. As I drove on the grass, I completely forgot about a low spot in the yard that was still wet! Like a dumbass, I drove right into it and "SPLAT" I got my Jeep stuck! Back and forth I rocked her and the more I did that, the more she sank into the mud! I just could not get out- a 4-wheel drive Jeep no less!

Well humiliated, I said to my self, "self" you need to call for a wrecker service- for a Jeep stuck in my own fuck'n back yard! After he got me out, which BTW, cost enough to pay of a utility bill ($65.00). I decided to drive to the nearest hand auto wash! My Jeep was caked with mud flying off it as I drove. While I was driving it, the tires began to wobble because of the mud caked on the wheels. I got most of it off ($4.50 in quarters) but it still wobbled a little. Today, I went under my Jeep and knocked off the rest of the mud on my tires.

Ever have days where everything goes wrong, without even trying??

So, how the fuck was your day??

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May 6 @ 4:18PM  
here, Oh & here & here B I G H U G !!!...i hope this helps. :)

May 6 @ 4:41PM  
I have had those days & I was hotter than a two headed match Ninety percent of the time the day after is a lot better

May 6 @ 5:07PM  
i hope this helps. :)

Wow... it helps a lot but ya know, I could feel a whole lot better with more of those-


May 6 @ 6:34PM  
Well I got to work to discover some stupid gits at the state level are trying to get the hospital I work in, yes it is a state facility, shut down because they THINK it will save them money. Despite the reality that it will most likely cost more money to house the patients in group homes that they are trying to get less of, or in jails, homeless shelters or who knows where. I'm having a really really bad day. But on the upside if they do decide to do that I do have a little over a year to find a new job.

May 6 @ 7:24PM  
Yesterday? I can't complain..and if I did..who'd listen?

May 6 @ 7:26PM  
*raising my hand*

Poster child for Murphy's Law here! If it can go wrong, it usually does!


I feel your pain man! Sorry you had a bad day!

I do hope you had a better day today!

May 6 @ 7:49PM  
My day wasn't too bad. Got home from work early, so I did some much needed yard work yesterday. Was gonna finish it today, but that procrastination bug bit today.

I'll get my yard work's not like it's going anywhere.

I hope today was a better day for you.

May 6 @ 8:10PM  
Yeah.....I have had those days. I remember when I was pregnant (8months), my drivers side door handle broke and I found this out on my way out of the hospital and I had to climb in on the passenger side, over a tall stick shift and try to manage to squeeze my fat ass and preggo belly into the drivers seat. I called my dad crying..."Daddy, I'm 8 months pregnant and I'm stuck!!!"

Ok, he had a laugh, but I didn't. He fixed my door the next day.

I have many, many more auto HORROR stories. My dad is a mechanic, no matter what the problem was with my car, no matter how minor or serious, I was always to blame. Not cool.

May 6 @ 8:11PM  
This is why you should have a winch and a tree......just sayin'....

(don't Jeeps come standard with a shovel??)

May 6 @ 9:10PM  
This is why you should have a winch and a tree......just sayin'....

Well... I have the trees, never considered a wench- uhhhh I mean a winch!

(don't Jeeps come standard with a shovel??)

Mine does but using a shovel to getting unstuck in slimy mud that likes to suck things down into oblivion, doesn't work- snow is different!


May 7 @ 12:53AM  
Borrowed from a friend...

There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.'

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend.

He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him.

Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear; for before they were yours, they were mine.'

This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations.

Life Is a Gift

Today before you say an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak.

Before you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone who has nothing to eat.

Before you complain about your husband or wife - Think of someone who's crying out to GOD for a companion.

Today before you complain about life - Think of someone who went too early to heaven.

Before whining about the distance you drive - Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.

And when you are tired and complain about your job - Think of the unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your job.

And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down - Put a smile on your face and think: you're alive and still around.

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