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Prezidenchul State of the Mess Address # I unno..

posted 5/6/2009 12:08:08 PM |
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  theSkwirl

Greetings fellow Pervasites, your fearless leader here.. forging new pathways into the who-gives-a-flyin-fuck wilderness.

Lettuce begin with the whinging whiners who are bitching cuz they are getting attention. Awww, sucks to be you don't it? You could be one of the whining whingers who isn't getting any attention. Would you wanna trade with em? So set your settings to exclude a certain age group.. then we won't try to talk to your ever so sacred self. Right? Good, glad that's cleared up.

it seems that some of you are waaaaaaaaaay behind on paying your taxes.. you know who you are.. and so do I.. and so does DKW of the Infernal Revenut Service. Need I say more?

This last month seems to have been very long and hard and wet huh? Sounds like a much better time than it actually has been.

On the home front, Pervia seems to be overrun by people wanting us to prostitute ourselves for profit instead of pleasure. I dunno, I could do it.. I been married and I've done it just to shut someone up before.. so a lil cash might be nice.. but again.. you gotta put out for whoever is willing to pay ya. Anyway.. I hope that the mods take note that this is indeed illegal behavior and remove said offending profile.

On the healthcare side of the coin, we have BlueEyes needing all the good thoughts one can possibly send and seems like Softy is in need of someone willing to massage healing cream into her sunburned bits. Do I have some volunteers for this duty? It's bound to be strenuous but I'm sure there are one or two strong handed fellers out there who can rise to the occasion?

And so... in closing I just wanna say ...

Your Prez,
TheSkwirl

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dmbchick420

May 6 @ 12:13PM  


On the home front, Pervia seems to be overrun by people wanting us to prostitute ourselves for profit instead of pleasure. I dunno, I could do it.. I been married and I've done it just to shut someone up before.. so a lil cash might be nice.. but again.. you gotta put out for whoever is willing to pay ya. Anyway.. I hope that the mods take note that this is indeed illegal behavior and remove said offending profile.

I reported them too....that was some bullshit

Taxes paid
sugarnspice005

May 6 @ 12:14PM  
*slips in and pays my taxes*
Cootiesprayer

May 6 @ 12:16PM  
um, i don't got none. they took em away my president mam. I will get them to you tomorrow???
Lisa46

May 6 @ 12:21PM  
The prez has spoken

throws my nut down and leaves
flavorbuster

May 6 @ 12:47PM  
I aint throwing my nuts down but I'll pay my taxes this time
somnium

May 6 @ 1:02PM  
Unky Sam already got all my nutz for last year's taxes!

seems like Softy is in need of someone willing to massage healing cream into her sunburned bits. Do I have some volunteers for this duty?

Throws hand up- Me, Me, Me!!

StraddleMyNose

May 6 @ 1:45PM  
Okay okay, taxes (kudo) paid this time...
soft_touch938

May 6 @ 1:52PM  
Whingy whiners and old ex-sex kittens...oh LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!!! Whoop-de-fuckin'-do...

There...I got that outta my system...thank gaud...

Yeah I sent a report too....MODS must be on vacation...

Throws hand up- Me, Me, Me!!

I accept your offer baby...how soon can you get here??? My boobs aren't the only thing burnin'.....

OMG....I bout fergot...nutz to ya skwirly girl...
surv6969

May 6 @ 2:53PM  
Guess you can have one nut.
Cootiesprayer

May 6 @ 4:15PM  
ok my darling skwirl, i finally got some. So here is your ever waiting kudo madam. sorry i was late. :)
Looking4ever

May 6 @ 4:27PM  
Got nothing positive to add (other that I am happy ta see ya)...but the taxes are paid...
borty293

May 6 @ 8:23PM  
I ain't gots no taxes, but I gots holy panties I dun stole from the church..
Wordsofwit

May 6 @ 9:59PM  
The quality of the people overall is excellent as core of Pervia's Blogland is strong. The engaging posts have diminished IMHO, less I want to read and comment on, but hey, I am just one person. My opinion and opinions are like assholes, everybody has one. So as far as being engaged, I will just take what is good and leave the rest, but there is increasingly more being left. Open fire on this perspective if you want people, I am out of range.
DarkKnightWalking

May 6 @ 11:35PM  
Sumtimez joo feel likah nut...

Sumtimes joo better pay jore taxezzz......


This guy forgot...


Thanks for the thoughts, Madame Prez....
casuallylooking

May 7 @ 6:27AM  
Lettuce begin with the whinging whiners who are bitching cuz they are getting attention.
Some people would bitch and complain if their ice cream was cold....

As for the other mentioned, yeap, reported them also.. Wonder when mods will take notice though............
dmbchick420

May 8 @ 9:26AM  
As for the other mentioned, yeap, reported them also.. Wonder when mods will take notice though............

Apparently they haven't yet! They are stil here and I see they posted another fuckin blog
aspiringwriter

May 11 @ 7:11AM  
Prezidenchul State of the Mess Address # I unno..
It's number sex, for those keeping track. Out of curiosity, how long is Prezidenchul term? Are there term limits, or did you get elected prez for life?

Yeah I sent a report too....MODS must be on vacation...
I don't usually report people, but I reported them too. I'm beginning to think the bear some how got untied and wander off back into the woods. Maybe it's just me.

The engaging posts have diminished IMHO, less I want to read and comment on, but hey, I am just one person. My opinion and opinions are like assholes, everybody has one.
My asshole says that many of the best writers have gone or are own an indefinite leave of absence (so I guess it's just seconding your asshole). To add something to this though, I find that the most engaging blogs (like say Softie's) are ones that after reading I don't want to comment on. The blogs that tend to get the most comments are the "What's your favorite..." style blogs. It's worth mentioning that Straddle and Sunshine do a good job of combining an engaging and worthwhile read with their surveys, but I get tired of those to.
When I read a good blog I usually, just end up throwing down a cookie and maybe reread it a few times. But thinking about it, this is only one step up from just lurking. I guess what I'm saying (which has no doubt been said many times before) is that for the blogs to get better, the people that write well (according to your own personal asshole) need to get reward and the people who you don't like ignored. Just like in real life. I know I'm bad about this and could definitely stand for improvement.

Just my .02
theSkwirl

May 11 @ 7:09PM  
How does one become the Prezident of Pervia? By not running. Everyone else ran.. I stood there with that deer in the headlights look and they tagged me. Gawd I hope it's just a one year sentence er.. term.. but if everyone else keeps running it could be for life.

It is a bit of a step down though.. once upon a time I was King, but my boobs kept denting my armor, plus I fell in love with a commoner and had to abdicate my crown to the queen who left in a huff. Queens do tend to do that shite.

Right where were wee.. oh yeah.. you wanna be the Prez Writer? Start campaigning now and I'll gladly show you round the oral office.

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Prezidenchul State of the Mess Address # I unno..