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posted 5/5/2009 6:06:11 PM |
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I was at Big Boy's eating lunch today. I ordered a "Slim Jim" sammich and fries.
I noticed when my friends burger came, there was a side of mayo in a little cup. I asked if I could have it to dip my fries into. YUM!

As I'm dipping my fries into the mayo, Straddle pops into my head. I can actually imagine him sitting across from me asking me if I'm enjoying dipping my fries.....into his cum!! Yes, this is going on in my head and I can't stop it.

I'm giggling as I'm dipping my fries and my friend wants to know what's so damn funny. I tell her, she doesn't want to know.....LMAO!!!

Would any of you dip any type of food in the opposite sexes cum and eat it??

Oh yeah, Anybody wanna fuck?

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May 5 @ 6:16PM  
Only if I personally.....Caught her Drippings in that lil cup!!!

May 5 @ 6:18PM  
Straddle will be pleased with your thoughts .............. To kill two birds with one stone pull the cucumber out I'll eat it

May 5 @ 6:25PM  
heck yeah , why you offfering?

May 5 @ 6:52PM  
Sunshine and Straddle......."The Dynamic Duo"

May 5 @ 7:07PM  

May 5 @ 7:16PM  
Ohhh Hell yes! If I could find a lady willing to give me hers!

why you offfering?

Unfortunately, Cootie beat me to the punch!


May 5 @ 7:24PM  
i am so sorry somnium, I will gracefully bow out so you can ask oh so graciously for out ladies hand chuckle. JK sunshine :)

May 5 @ 7:37PM  
Yep you've been around Straddle way to long

May 5 @ 7:57PM  

May 5 @ 8:05PM  
So, what you're saying is that you would love to eat my cum with anything. Help yourself to me. Here's a kudo!

May 5 @ 8:08PM  
Atready benn there done that.
Yes always want to.

May 5 @ 8:12PM  
I was just thinking it was a good thing your werent eating Tomato soup

May 5 @ 8:38PM  
I eat pussy and fuck before breakfast. I eat pussy after lunch and then really fuck her good. I eat pussy after dinner and fuck again. Call me crazy but I like my food separate from sex, not really into that kind of combo. I don't think about food when horny and having sex.

May 5 @ 11:14PM  
I was just thinking it was a good thing your werent eating Tomato soup

OMG he does know Straddle

May 5 @ 11:33PM  
Hmm.......What would go good with Sunshine's cum? A Sunshine Sunday

May 5 @ 11:53PM  
lol is it soup yet

May 6 @ 12:39AM  
can I dip sunshine in mayo

May 6 @ 7:10AM  
can I dip sunshine in mayo

Hey now! get in line I am 1st , then it's Mr. Somnium , then you may have a taste Sir. Tassie 1 ....

May 6 @ 9:51AM  
I was just thinking it was a good thing your werent eating Tomato soup

I almost spit out my coffee when I read that!!!

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