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Very Straddlesque....You've Been Warned! posted 5/5/2009 6:06:11 PM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: sex, funny, cum, straddle, sunshine   Sunshine79 I was at Big Boy's eating lunch today. I ordered a "Slim Jim" sammich and fries. I noticed when my friends burger came, there was a side of mayo in a little cup. I asked if I could have it to dip my fries into. YUM! As I'm dipping my fries into the mayo, Straddle pops into my head. I can actually imagine him sitting across from me asking me if I'm enjoying dipping my fries.....into his cum!! Yes, this is going on in my head and I can't stop it. I'm giggling as I'm dipping my fries and my friend wants to know what's so damn funny. I tell her, she doesn't want to know.....LMAO!!! Would any of you dip any type of food in the opposite sexes cum and eat it?? Oh yeah, Anybody wanna fuck? Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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onehornytoad69	May 5 @ 6:16PM
	Only if I personally.....Caught her Drippings in that lil cup!!!
flavorbuster	May 5 @ 6:18PM
	Straddle will be pleased with your thoughts .............. To kill two birds with one stone pull the cucumber out I'll eat it
Cootiesprayer	May 5 @ 6:25PM
	heck yeah , why you offfering?
paulywalnuts	May 5 @ 6:52PM
	Sunshine and Straddle......."The Dynamic Duo"
JustLusting4u	May 5 @ 7:07PM
somnium	May 5 @ 7:16PM
	Ohhh Hell yes! If I could find a lady willing to give me hers! why you offfering? Unfortunately, Cootie beat me to the punch!
Cootiesprayer	May 5 @ 7:24PM
	i am so sorry somnium, I will gracefully bow out so you can ask oh so graciously for out ladies hand chuckle. JK sunshine :)
Lisa46	May 5 @ 7:37PM
	Yep you've been around Straddle way to long
dmbchick420	May 5 @ 7:57PM
	LMAO
StraddleMyNose	May 5 @ 8:05PM
	So, what you're saying is that you would love to eat my cum with anything. Help yourself to me. Here's a kudo!
rdsingle	May 5 @ 8:08PM
	Atready benn there done that. Yes always want to.
JustLusting4u	May 5 @ 8:12PM
	I was just thinking it was a good thing your werent eating Tomato soup
longhorn386	May 5 @ 8:38PM
	I eat pussy and fuck before breakfast. I eat pussy after lunch and then really fuck her good. I eat pussy after dinner and fuck again. Call me crazy but I like my food separate from sex, not really into that kind of combo. I don't think about food when horny and having sex.
Lisa46	May 5 @ 11:14PM
	I was just thinking it was a good thing your werent eating Tomato soup OMG he does know Straddle
surv6969	May 5 @ 11:33PM
	Hmm.......What would go good with Sunshine's cum? A Sunshine Sunday
JustLusting4u	May 5 @ 11:53PM
	lol is it soup yet
tassie1	May 6 @ 12:39AM
	can I dip sunshine in mayo
Cootiesprayer	May 6 @ 7:10AM
	can I dip sunshine in mayo Hey now! get in line I am 1st , then it's Mr. Somnium , then you may have a taste Sir. Tassie 1 ....
dmbchick420	May 6 @ 9:51AM
	I was just thinking it was a good thing your werent eating Tomato soup I almost spit out my coffee when I read that!!!