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posted 5/4/2009 9:01:51 PM |
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  sugarnspice005

A grade school teacher asked her students to use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's Farm, and we all saw his pet sheep, it was fascinating.'

The teacher said, ‘that was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate', not 'fascinating'.'

Sally raised her hand.
She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.'

The teacher said, ‘Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate', not ‘fascinated’.

Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'


The teacher sat down and cried.


Yep, Little Johnny strikes again!

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onehornytoad69

May 4 @ 9:05PM  
ksk72

May 5 @ 1:12AM  
ThePurpleProphet

May 5 @ 3:00AM  
I like Johnny.
paulywalnuts

May 5 @ 9:39AM  
"Go Johnny Go" (From Chuck Berry)
flavorbuster

May 5 @ 10:07AM  
Little Johny is a thinker
Sunshine79

May 5 @ 12:10PM  
LMAO!!!
Cootiesprayer

May 5 @ 5:59PM  
Hey come to think of it where has max been? very good blog my dear sugar. :)
StraddleMyNose

May 5 @ 8:20PM  

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