The Theory of Relativity posted 5/2/2009 4:50:46 AM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse

waynuckingfutz

A brilliant mathematician or physicist must have figured this out many years ago. I learned it when I was about 12 - not in science class:

Ahem....Ahem....class come to order....
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The angle of the dangle decreases with - the SAG of the BAG
And increases with - the HEAT of the MEAT
In proportion to - the MASS of the ASS
And - the BEAUTY of the CUTIE.
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And that folks - is the Theory of Relativity.

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