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The Theory of Relativity

posted 5/2/2009 4:50:46 AM |
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A brilliant mathematician or physicist must have figured this out many years ago. I learned it when I was about 12 - not in science class:

Ahem....Ahem....class come to order....
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The angle of the dangle decreases with - the SAG of the BAG
And increases with - the HEAT of the MEAT
In proportion to - the MASS of the ASS
And - the BEAUTY of the CUTIE.
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And that folks - is the Theory of Relativity.

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RevDocLove

May 2 @ 7:09AM  
That's a quote from " The Syncopated Monkey"
onehornytoad69

May 2 @ 7:55AM  
somnium

May 2 @ 9:20AM  
I always understood the "Theory of Relativity" had to do with relatives, always trying to hit you up for cash!!

Sunshine79

May 2 @ 10:30AM  
That's cute!

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