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WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE - I'M BROKE!

posted 4/29/2009 9:28:54 AM |
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  dmbchick420

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.

"Go away!" said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

''Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.''

The old lady stepped back and said, ''Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."

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bandit892

Apr 29 @ 9:35AM  
Cootiesprayer

Apr 29 @ 9:37AM  
dig in there buddy!
somnium

Apr 29 @ 10:09AM  
Sounds like my luck- always a dollar and a day short!

onehornytoad69

Apr 29 @ 10:10AM  
cute!!!
Xien607

Apr 29 @ 10:57AM  
Thanks for the morning laugh, dmb. That was great!
A Kudo for you
Lisa46

Apr 29 @ 11:24AM  
wonderful
1bunny629

Apr 29 @ 2:33PM  
Hopefully he went and had her utilities turned on so he didn't have to accept the fork! That's what I would have done, but then I wouldn't have been so pushy! Funny joke...
RevDocLove

Apr 29 @ 3:16PM  
bustybettyboop

Apr 29 @ 7:42PM  
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OMG! I PEED MYSELF!
PinkToeNails

Apr 29 @ 7:47PM  


I don't care who you are.... that's just funny!


kudo Holly!
surv6969

Apr 30 @ 1:34PM  
flavorbuster

May 4 @ 11:07AM  
I've heard of being so broke you can't pay attention ... The vacuum salesman wasn't & she was ... He should of paid attention to her ...

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