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posted 4/27/2009 11:58:42 PM |
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i was just thinking when your dating someone that you really like and are getting along great.and say your over at her place watching a movie and it happens. a pain hits you how long do you think is long enough before you take a dump at her place? now i know some of you are thinking you could just act like you need to pee and try to sneak one out but believe me once she walks in there and see the wallpaper pealing off the walls she will know what really went on in how long do you try to wait i think the longest i made it was 6 months lucky for me she had a fan in there to help drown out the farts and remove some of the smell it's funny you don't really think about those kind of things till they happen

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Apr 28 @ 12:05AM  
You crack me up!

I should just let you take over the gross blogs from now on. I think you would be great at them.

Kudos for the laugh!

Apr 28 @ 12:11AM  

Apr 28 @ 12:13AM  
i know i can't be the only one this kind of stuff happens to.

Apr 28 @ 12:33AM  
Ah you'll all outgrow me. I use to couldn't take a dump at any public restroom or anyplace but home or family...unless I had no choice and that rarely happened.

Now I don't care....ya gotta go ya gotta go. If there's no room spray ya come out and ask 'em where the hell it's at and ya better not go in there for awhile....I think I made ur wallpaper peel...

Apr 28 @ 2:37AM  
Well iffin we were at my Place... I have 2 Bathroom Sprays in my bathroom....cause "Shit Happens"!!!

Apr 28 @ 3:08AM  

Apr 28 @ 4:26AM  
when you are there long enough to require a dump, then you've been there too long.

Apr 28 @ 6:29AM  
actually i am like softie. If i have to go I just go, not good to hold that stuff in at all. 6 months! holy cow that's a long time! chuckle.

Apr 28 @ 6:48AM  
When Mother Nature calls, you don't put her on hold!

If your date gets offended because you drop a stink bomb in their bathroom, maybe it's time to move on. I can think of lots of things that are much worse to do to your date....

Like asking for a BJ WHILE you're taking a dump!

Apr 28 @ 8:10AM  
I'm sure that happens to everyone....It's still semi embarassing though. You don't want someone you like to know you stink...You wait for that until they life with you

Apr 28 @ 8:24AM  
....cause "Shit Happens"!!!
That was bad but I cannot stop laughing

Apr 28 @ 8:45AM  
My motto...
When you gotta' go, you gotta' go...If you don't go when you gotta go,
you may find out that when you go to go, you've already gone

Apr 28 @ 11:55AM  
LMAO That's some funny shit...literally

Mar 7 @ 10:14PM  
This blog still cracks me up!

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