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how long posted 4/27/2009 11:58:42 PM | 4 kudos what's this?     report abuse   bandit892 i was just thinking when your dating someone that you really like and are getting along great.and say your over at her place watching a movie and it happens. a pain hits you how long do you think is long enough before you take a dump at her place? now i know some of you are thinking you could just act like you need to pee and try to sneak one out but believe me once she walks in there and see the wallpaper pealing off the walls she will know what really went on in there.so how long do you try to wait i think the longest i made it was 6 months lucky for me she had a fan in there to help drown out the farts and remove some of the smell it's funny you don't really think about those kind of things till they happen Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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StraddleMyNose	Apr 28 @ 12:05AM
	You crack me up! I should just let you take over the gross blogs from now on. I think you would be great at them. Kudos for the laugh!
themama	Apr 28 @ 12:11AM
	Yuck.....
bandit892	Apr 28 @ 12:13AM
	i know i can't be the only one this kind of stuff happens to.
soft_touch938	Apr 28 @ 12:33AM
	Ah you'll all outgrow it...trust me. I use to couldn't take a dump at any public restroom or anyplace but home or family...unless I had no choice and that rarely happened. Now I don't care....ya gotta go ya gotta go. If there's no room spray ya come out and ask 'em where the hell it's at and ya better not go in there for awhile....I think I made ur wallpaper peel...
onehornytoad69	Apr 28 @ 2:37AM
	Well iffin we were at my Place... I have 2 Bathroom Fans....plus Sprays in my bathroom....cause "Shit Happens"!!!
Meena	Apr 28 @ 3:08AM
	ewww....>__<
Detach	Apr 28 @ 4:26AM
	when you are there long enough to require a dump, then you've been there too long.
Cootiesprayer	Apr 28 @ 6:29AM
	actually i am like softie. If i have to go I just go, not good to hold that stuff in at all. 6 months! holy cow that's a long time! chuckle.
southerngent64	Apr 28 @ 6:48AM
	When Mother Nature calls, you don't put her on hold! If your date gets offended because you drop a stink bomb in their bathroom, maybe it's time to move on. I can think of lots of things that are much worse to do to your date.... Like asking for a BJ WHILE you're taking a dump!
Fender	Apr 28 @ 8:10AM
	I'm sure that happens to everyone....It's still semi embarassing though. You don't want someone you like to know you stink...You wait for that until they life with you
surv6969	Apr 28 @ 8:24AM
	....cause "Shit Happens"!!! LMAO That was bad but I cannot stop laughing
RevDocLove	Apr 28 @ 8:45AM
	My motto... When you gotta' go, you gotta' go...If you don't go when you gotta go, you may find out that when you go to go, you've already gone
dmbchick420	Apr 28 @ 11:55AM
	LMAO That's some funny shit...literally
StraddleMyNose	Mar 7 @ 10:14PM
	This blog still cracks me up!