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It's need a laugh Monday

posted 4/27/2009 1:13:21 PM |
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  sugarnspice005

These are a couple of jokes I heard on the radio station I listen to.


1. A college professor teaching anatomy poses this question to his class:

"Do any of you know what your anus is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

A female student raised her hand and answered: "Yes, he's having a couple of beers and bowling with some of his buddies."


2. A housewife and her lover just got done making love and he threw his used condom out the window. The housewife says she wants to "go another round". Her lover looks in his wallet for another condom, and can't find any. He tells the housewife, "I'll be right back". He goes outside under the bedroom window and finds a blonde holding the used condom he just threw out the window. He asks her if he can have it. The blonde looks at him and asks why he wants the Twinkie. The man plays along, and offers to buy the "Twinkie" from the blond for 50 cents. The blonde says "No way...give me $20 and it's yours!". The man, by now is extremely hot and horny for his lover, gives the blonde the $20, and runs back upstairs. The blonde later tells her friend how she tricked this guy into paying $20 for a Twinkie she sucked all the cream filling out of.


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StraddleMyNose

Apr 27 @ 1:22PM  
Yeah, I need to good laugh today too, and I just got on here recently.
themama

Apr 27 @ 1:23PM  
surv6969

Apr 27 @ 1:25PM  
dmbchick420

Apr 27 @ 1:28PM  
onehornytoad69

Apr 27 @ 1:44PM  
Cootiesprayer

Apr 27 @ 1:50PM  
too good! very nice sugar. kudo for you my dear.
flavorbuster

Apr 27 @ 1:51PM  
Oh that's crazy but funny
Sunshine79

Apr 27 @ 2:55PM  
Oh, I sooooo needed that, thank you!!!
bandit892

Apr 27 @ 3:02PM  

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