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posted 4/26/2009 3:23:11 PM |
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  ThePurpleProphet

I'm really looking for a playmate. Many playmates if possible.


My playmates must have certain qualities and enjoy the following:



Playing on the swingset.

Going down the slide.

Playing in my sandbox.

Playing doctor.

Playing cops and robbers.

Teaching each other rope tricks, such as knots and special ties.

Playing massuese.

Sometimes I like to play gynocologist.

Playing teacher/student doing oral exams.

I'm always into costume play (cosplay).

Please if you want to be my playmate email me at iamadumbshitifithinkthisiwillworkatdumbshitdotcom

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onehornytoad69

Apr 26 @ 3:26PM  
featherone

Apr 26 @ 3:26PM  
hahaha are you looking for a playboy pet or penthouse pet??
featherone

Apr 26 @ 3:30PM  
im getting sooo mad when they blog and ya cant comment on their darn blog, like i have 2 ask for permission gesshhh
Xien607

Apr 26 @ 3:31PM  
featherone

Apr 26 @ 3:32PM  
hmm i like the teacher and student 1
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 26 @ 3:36PM  
I noticed you are currently getting an "F". I have a few ways you can bring grade up to an "A".
featherone

Apr 26 @ 3:38PM  
fffffffff omg my mom will kill me!
somnium

Apr 26 @ 4:07PM  
I noticed you are currently getting an "F"

Now I know what the low grade letter "F" means!! It means more than a failing grade- it means you're fucked too! Think that's what the school administration really had in mind when rhey decided to hand out "F"s?

I also realized one day, that when dealing with people with a Phd for whatever service you might need, is another way of saying you're fucked: Phucked!

somnium

Apr 26 @ 4:09PM  
I meant: Phucked! Sheezzz

flavorbuster

Apr 26 @ 6:06PM  
Good sequel to the original ... Got me cracking up
StraddleMyNose

Apr 26 @ 11:32PM  
Love the satire!
aspiringwriter

Apr 27 @ 5:41AM  
So I was reading this and all the way until...

{email address removed}

Wtf are you giving out my e-mail address for?
Cootiesprayer

Apr 27 @ 6:45AM  

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