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Playmate wanted!! posted 4/26/2009 3:23:11 PM | 4 kudos what's this?     report abuse   ThePurpleProphet I'm really looking for a playmate. Many playmates if possible. My playmates must have certain qualities and enjoy the following: Playing on the swingset. Going down the slide. Playing in my sandbox. Playing doctor. Playing cops and robbers. Teaching each other rope tricks, such as knots and special ties. Playing massuese. Sometimes I like to play gynocologist. Playing teacher/student doing oral exams. I'm always into costume play (cosplay). Please if you want to be my playmate email me at iamadumbshitifithinkthisiwillworkatdumbshitdotcom Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

read more blogs! Blogs by ThePurpleProphet: What happens to the bad girls? Now stop this right now! Speaking of teasing... Why now? It's about time Playmate wanted!! The Unicorn Ride Gentlemen, would you feel obligated? Threesomes, foursomes, moresomes The excersise blog

onehornytoad69	Apr 26 @ 3:26PM
featherone	Apr 26 @ 3:26PM
	hahaha are you looking for a playboy pet or penthouse pet??
featherone	Apr 26 @ 3:30PM
	im getting sooo mad when they blog and ya cant comment on their darn blog, like i have 2 ask for permission gesshhh
Xien607	Apr 26 @ 3:31PM
featherone	Apr 26 @ 3:32PM
	hmm i like the teacher and student 1
ThePurpleProphet	Apr 26 @ 3:36PM
	I noticed you are currently getting an "F". I have a few ways you can bring grade up to an "A".
featherone	Apr 26 @ 3:38PM
	fffffffff omg my mom will kill me!
somnium	Apr 26 @ 4:07PM
	I noticed you are currently getting an "F" Now I know what the low grade letter "F" means!! It means more than a failing grade- it means you're fucked too! Think that's what the school administration really had in mind when rhey decided to hand out "F"s? I also realized one day, that when dealing with people with a Phd for whatever service you might need, is another way of saying you're fucked: Phucked!
somnium	Apr 26 @ 4:09PM
	I meant: Phucked! Sheezzz
flavorbuster	Apr 26 @ 6:06PM
	Good sequel to the original ... Got me cracking up
StraddleMyNose	Apr 26 @ 11:32PM
	Love the satire!
aspiringwriter	Apr 27 @ 5:41AM
	So I was reading this and all the way until... {email address removed} Wtf are you giving out my e-mail address for?
Cootiesprayer	Apr 27 @ 6:45AM