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posted 4/25/2009 11:06:56 PM |
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i was online today doing some in depth research enjoying a snack with a glass of ice cold sweet tea.well any way by the time i got through my light gray shorts looked like they had been in an explosion in a tang factory and my pecker looked like one of those traffic cones they sit out when their working on the road .if we can send a man to the moon why can't they make a cheese puff that doesn't leave that damn orange powder all over your fingers ? the shit is like dye once it gets on your skin sometimes it won't even wash off i thought about getting one of my cats to lick the crap off since they have a rough tongue but even they wouldn't touch it . oh well at least i won't have to turn the light on when i get up in the middle of the night to take a leak since the damn thing is glowing in the dark now

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Apr 25 @ 11:55PM  
Stop it! I can't take it!

Apr 26 @ 4:27AM  
I did that last week!!!
Well "I was sitting in my bean bag chair naked..eating cheetoes"
Naaa I was online...eating them...and yeah..they make a Hell of a Mess!!! I had to wash my hands before i could type!!!!

Apr 26 @ 9:04AM  
OMG.......He's got a glowing cock!!!!

Apr 26 @ 9:14AM  
All the better to see you my dear...

Now there's another idea for food sex......

Apr 26 @ 9:16AM  

Apr 26 @ 5:39PM  
Now there's another idea for food sex......

What.... ??? So you can find it when it glows in the dark?


Apr 26 @ 7:15PM  
It is probably the same stuff the scientists used to make the "florescent puppy"!

Apr 26 @ 11:43PM  

Apr 27 @ 6:34AM  
Ooh, that would be fun a glow in the dark cock! rofl.

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