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  Sunshine79

“Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you” - Ogden Nash quote

“I enjoy watching reruns of Saturday Night Live and counting all the dead people” -
George Carlin quote


“To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, Hey, can you give me a hand? You can say, Sorry, got these sacks. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)” - Jack Handy quote

“Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights,even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)” - Jack Handy quote

“Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)” - Jack Handy quote

“It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money. - Deep Thoughts ( Saturday Night Live)” - Jack Handy quote

“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” - Woody Allen quote

“I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)” - Jack Handy quote

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themama

Apr 25 @ 10:18AM  
StraddleMyNose

Apr 25 @ 10:33AM  
Do you count all the dead people on SNL too?
onehornytoad69

Apr 25 @ 1:37PM  
surv6969

Apr 25 @ 7:21PM  
I have not watched SNL forever.
aspiringwriter

Apr 26 @ 2:06AM  
Some more deep thoughts for you

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

Whether they find a life there or not, I think Jupiter should be called an enemy planet.

Sometimes, when I lie in bed at night and look up at the stars, I think to myself, "Man! I really need to fix that roof."

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

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