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posted 4/24/2009 5:20:33 PM |
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Hi. My name is Joe
Translation: I'm Yuri from Chechnya

Single stable secure Man
Translation: I'm a bigamist, unstable and secured behind bars Man

waiting to see where this life takes me next
Translation: I'm not going too far, very fast

I love my home and my privacy
Translation: I live in a 7' x 10' cell, with a girlfriend named Ramzan

Very big into music, not into football or nascar!
Translation: I have a Sony transistor radio but no TV

Enjoy fishing in my pond, don't hunt anymore, love to cook, eat out, yardwork, gardening,
Translation: grabbing things I drop in my toilet, was mauled by a bear, cooking is done for me, Ramzan takes care of that for me, I'm assigned a pooper scooper, I break up rocks.

i work as a building contractor engineer
Translation: cell block maintainance

i love travelling most for work all that good stuff
Translation: going outside to do my gardening.

I had the opportunity to get all my wild living out of my system at an early age
Translation: I started my criminal career early

so I'm pretty much a homebody now
Translation: 23 hour lockdown

travel a lot , so when I'm home it feels really good!
Translation: feels good when I'm done busting up rocks for the day

II'm not overly materialistic, but i do enjoy and am grateful for what i do have.
Translation: I have nothing but my clothes and my Sony transistor radio

The older i get the more i realize that it's not about the stuff at all
Translation: can't be, I have nothing

but the people we share this earth with
Translation: Ramzan borrows my radio sometimes

here is my yahoo messanger
Translation: {email address removed}

I think that about sums it up!!

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girlcountry

Apr 24 @ 5:51PM  


Good one! That was right on the mark!!
Cootiesprayer

Apr 24 @ 5:56PM  
onehornytoad69

Apr 24 @ 6:07PM  
Damnit Man..dont give away Our Secrets like that!!!
somnium

Apr 24 @ 6:16PM  
Damnit Man..dont give away Our Secrets like that!!!

Well... they're gonna find out eventually!!

Sunshine79

Apr 24 @ 9:04PM  
OMG!!
dmbchick420

Apr 27 @ 8:47AM  
LOL!! That was great

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