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  dmbchick420

here real? (how many fucking times do I have to see this? No man...nobody here is real.)

Do you want to chat on Yahoo? (I thought I had this clearly posted on my essay, but we all know that shit doesn't get read.)

Why do all the women here only blog and not just drop their pants for every guy here? (Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was only allowed to be here to please your fucking ass.)

What are you looking for? (It's called reading. Top to bottom, left to right, group words together as a sentence. Take Tylenol for any headaches... Midol for any cramps.)

I read your profile...wanna hook up? (Cause that's all it takes...just read my profile and I'm ready for you )

Got any more pictures? (How many more fucking pictures do you need for Christ's sake!)

Do you have a web cam? (I'm sorry - I didn't realize I put web cam model available on my essay...oh wait I didn't ).

Wanna fuck? (I just felt like adding that one....for good measure )

I'm sure there are more....feel free to add to them. I needed to get that out of my system

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featherone

Apr 24 @ 2:41PM  
Hell NO im not real im a blow up dolly! geesh i hope i can post on your blog without permission:)
dmbchick420

Apr 24 @ 2:43PM  
geesh i hope i can post on your blog without permission:)

LOL...of course you can feather
onehornytoad69

Apr 24 @ 2:44PM  

Heres one.....

"Are you having a PMS Day"?!!!!!
RUNS for the Hills>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
soft_touch938

Apr 24 @ 2:46PM  
It must be something about the season. I don't usually get e-mail from strangers anymore but lately there's been an influx of these stupid things you've mentioned. And winks. I about have my delete worn out!

It must be a flood of newbies? Or are that many men just that stupid....
featherone

Apr 24 @ 2:47PM  
some one needs to blog everytime a newbee do a blog to set there settings! geeshh, yeah toad im pmsing get ya butt over here i need to take out my agravation out on somebody
manwithoutahorse

Apr 24 @ 2:48PM  
I'm not sure what you guys are talking about. Every woman I chat with here runs over to my house at my command with a sheef of pictures in one hand and a bag of sex toys in the other. Wait, that was Sunshine. Wait, it was in a dream. Wait, am I sleeping now? Pinch me....please?????
featherone

Apr 24 @ 2:48PM  
some men cant read or do they know how 2 use a phone
onehornytoad69

Apr 24 @ 2:50PM  
yeah toad im pmsing get ya butt over here i need to take out my agravation out on somebody
OIC how you are...you just wanna punching Bag!!!
Daymn...I Dont Miss thoses Days!!!
dmbchick420

Apr 24 @ 2:52PM  
Are you having a PMS Day"?!!!!!

No, thank God. Because the wrath of Holly would have been MUCH WORSE!

It must be something about the season. I don't usually get e-mail from strangers anymore but lately there's been an influx of these stupid things you've mentioned. And winks. I about have my delete worn out!

It must be a flood of newbies? Or are that many men just that stupid....

Holy crap I forgot to mention the winks.....yes....craziness. I don't know Softie...I don't think we'll ever know
DarkKnightWalking

Apr 24 @ 2:53PM  
We are Borg...

You will be assimilated....



featherone

Apr 24 @ 2:56PM  
what gets me when guys will email u, all they say in the whole email is Hi, i wrote one back just with a HI, lmao his next email was how r you! now why cant he put it all in 1 dam email? geesshh, i give up on the winks, i dont bother to look at them any more
onehornytoad69

Apr 24 @ 2:57PM  
Its been Months since I have gotten any emails/winks.....even from Spammers!!!!
So....I dunno..what it would be like..to be Wanted!!!
Personally...I think yall are Lucky!!!
dmbchick420

Apr 24 @ 3:00PM  
Awww...poor Mr. Toad. Look what I sent ya...
onehornytoad69

Apr 24 @ 3:02PM  
hahahahahahahaha
Wordsofwit

Apr 24 @ 3:04PM  
I am a figment of my imagination. My dogs believe in me, but they believe in Santa Claus. the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy.
dmbchick420

Apr 24 @ 3:05PM  
We are Borg...

You will be assimilated....

I've seen you use that term before DKW....what the fuck is Borg??
featherone

Apr 24 @ 3:05PM  
i sent him more then 1 wink, now go back to your conner with no one ever sends me a wink
surv6969

Apr 24 @ 3:14PM  
This has been fun to read.

I have to admit there are some guys on here that just don't get it. I have even been getting emails from them wanting to hook up. This one guy must have sent me 4 or 5 begging..........
cottoncandydragon

Apr 24 @ 3:15PM  
I got a message recently that said, "I would love to e-fuck you". A whole new way to say, "Wanna fuck?"
onehornytoad69

Apr 24 @ 3:16PM  
now go back to your conner with no one ever sends me a wink
Noone does cept for yall ppls from here...that are just playing!!!
I'm talking about someone REAL!!!!
dmbchick420

Apr 24 @ 3:16PM  
Here I just got this:

Single stable secure Man, waiting to see where this life takes me next. I work hard and relax even harder! I love my home and my privacy. Very big into music, not into football or nascar! Enjoy fishing in my pond, don't hunt anymore, love to cook, eat out, yardwork, gardening, i work as a building contractor engineer i love travelling most for work all that good stuff. I had the opportunity to get all my wild living out of my system at an early age, so I'm pretty much a homebody now. I travel a lot , so when I'm home it feels really good! I'm not overly materialistic, but i do enjoy and am grateful for what i do have. The older i get the more i realize that it's not about the stuff at all, but the people we share this earth with............here is my yahoo messanger {email address removed}

At least he said more than, Hi. My name is Joe. You are sexy. My phone number is XXX-XXX-XXXX. I mean that's nice and all, but we all know I ain't looking for no weiner snitzel
dmbchick420

Apr 24 @ 3:18PM  
I'm talking about someone REAL!!!!

Well you are in the wrong place. Nobody here is real...remember?
featherone

Apr 24 @ 3:19PM  
omfg! dumbchick i just got that same email word from word1 i had to go look at it to make sure i guess he says that 2 all the woman!
onehornytoad69

Apr 24 @ 3:21PM  
Nobody here is real...remember?
Dont I know that!!!!
featherone

Apr 24 @ 3:25PM  
toad im not into frogs! if i was you be the first frog i fuk,
onehornytoad69

Apr 24 @ 3:31PM  
Well..thats Good to Know!!! Thx!!!
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 24 @ 3:52PM  
Everyone has their own idea of what is real and not real. To some reality is just a game to others it is very serious. Now to find out what is real and what is fake we must do this scientifically. To do this we must use our five sences. Hey, get off of me. Let go!! HELP!!! AAAHHH!!
casuallylooking

Apr 24 @ 4:51PM  
Can I PLEASE leave ALL of my kudos for this blog?!? Please............

I have to admit I like the ones that tell me how much of a turn on my pics are for them..Yeah, I can see that blank grey ponytail doing just that... But hey, if that's what they get off on, they can just jerk away. I think their own hand is probably the only thing that will be touching them, if they can't read or even tell if there's a pic or not...... geez!

Hey, get off of me. Let go!! HELP!!! AAAHHH!!
Purp, why is it that I can't imagine you EVER saying those words?!? lol
lunanegra

Apr 24 @ 5:35PM  
Love it when you're fiery....
the_Donald_2

Apr 24 @ 6:25PM  
Nice blog trash mouth,, LOL
PinkToeNails

Apr 24 @ 7:07PM  
Yep! I got the same email you got DMB and feather!! I guess he thinks he's going to leave lots of us ladies swooning over him!

I've heard all of these before! Good blog Holly!!!
sugarnspice005

Apr 24 @ 7:37PM  
How about "I really liked what you wrote in your profile" and then ask for you email address, phone number, or instant messenger. I say in mine I do not give that kind of info out. Go figure
zaralyon

Apr 24 @ 9:51PM  
I've seen you use that term before DKW....what the fuck is Borg??

I'm not DKW but a borg is a part huminoid part machine life form from the star trek the next generation tv program, they may have done a movie or two.
They where a tough race that conquered many other races and most of the people they encountered and with the addition of the machine parts to their bodies made them into borg.
mrknowuwell

Apr 24 @ 11:00PM  
lets chat on yahoo...and webcam........and.............WANNA FUCK????
dmbchick420

Apr 27 @ 8:49AM  
lets chat on yahoo...and webcam........and.............WANNA FUCK????

You are one of the few men here that can get away with saying that to me

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